👻A mummy limping into the sea👻 *WELTER *. find me on Bsky under same handle

Stuck in an air duct
Joined September 2011
My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell
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Today is Mel Brooks' 100th birthday!
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The Galloping Gazelle
You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.
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Im really high and watching that movie where Kevin Costner sails around on a catamaran I like the bit where he shoves a girl into the water, “she can’t swim!” In this waterworld some people never learn to swim. In water.
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Here I was thinking that the point of gallows humor was morbid jokes at inappropriate times
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If you'd like to help me continue making stupid comics as my stupid life *and* my stupid country fall apart, please consider sharing and/or leaving a tip. Thanks! ko-fi.com/thecard
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My Super Bowl party is -
Byob - bring your own boner
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I wouldn’t know it’s the Superbowl except except there’s this circus mallet hitting me in the head and there’s a bullhorn in my ear telling me it’s the Superbowl
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Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree falls away from them
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Yes, I know I can identify with being thrust into being Captain America
Anthony Mackie doesn’t see Sam Wilson ever taking the Super Soldier serum. “Sam is every man's Captain America. The idea of him just being a regular guy that's been thrust into this position of leadership is something that we all can identify with” (Source: comicbook.com/movies/news/ca…)
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If you're interested in helping me continue to make my stupid little comics as my stupid little life and my stupid little country fall to pieces, please consider sharing and/or dropping a tip. Anything's appreciated! ko-fi.com/thecard
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More like S’Miles O’Brien
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This is wild
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Winner. Bang up fucking whatever.
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Did not see this plot twist coming
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Vaccines. Pfft. Everyone knows candy cigarettes are what cause autism.
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The Irish are always Dublin down in blackjack
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Michael Biehn played NAVY SEALS officer in three movies during the years 1989-1996. The Abyss, The Rock and...Damn! What was the third one called again...
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Let's hear it for Michael Biehn! Any fans?
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