Flash writer: words in print and online. Teacher: Head of RS & EPQ. ADHD, PMDD. Half Danish; full cat-adorer. She/her.

Somerset, England
Joined January 2013
I’m writing this weekend for the first time in a verrry long time and thought it would be good to give myself a low-key pep talk by reminding myself I have written good, interesting things that people have liked, like this: frazzledlit.com/p/since-the-…
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Years ago the man I loved dumped me & broke my heart. Tonight I had 3 emails from his mum asking me to buy an Air BnB gift card for her friend. Very out of the blue after 16 years. Do you think she’s been hacked or genuinely values my timely responses and financial acumen
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In 1939, 20-year-old Jesse Lee Bond was lynched in Tennessee after asking a store for a receipt. More than eight decades later, his great-granddaughter, Kyra Harris Bolden, made history at just 34 years old as the first Black woman to serve on the Michigan Supreme Court.
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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The new AI captchas are really something ᵛⁱᵃ ˣᴷᶜᴰ
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I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.
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A few nights ago, I finished a story I’ve been trying to tell for around 18 years, ready to submit to @Oxfordflash. The pain of writing, rewriting, overwriting, going back to the first draft, polishing, unravelling, succeeding, has rewired my brain for the better. AI robs us.
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School principal Rajendra Dadabi and his team of teachers saved 1,643 children from the sudden catastrophic flash flood in Nepal. A friend rang him from upstream, screaming that a massive wall of water had just wiped out their village and was heading his way. Realising they had very little time, he and his team immediately started evacuating the nearly 900 students already inside. While teachers guided terrified children up the hill to safety, the principal called the incoming school buses and told them to turn around and get the hell out. For the last bus, loaded with 80 kids, he literally ran outside and screamed at the driver to reverse. The bus backed away just as the school bridge collapsed and vanished into the torrent. Every single child survived. Tragically, a teacher and a janitor died. The entire school was completely destroyed. There is absolutely nothing left.
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me: [about to do something that I want to do] someone: "you have to do that" me: I've never wanted to do something less, I will fight you
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One of of my favorite Dolly Parton lines. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb... and I also know that I’m not blonde."
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MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g — MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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People will act like this material doesn’t work, but there is nothing high tech or unproven about this. We have had the capacity to scale bioplastics for decades. We just use petroplastics because oil corporations control governments.
✨🇨🇳China's "Bamboo Replaces Plastic" initiative drives production of eco-friendly bags and tableware made from fast-growing bamboo. These products fully biodegrade in 4–6 months with no microplastic residue, and cut carbon footprints by up to 70% versus their plastic equivalents.
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I used to think this was just a gorgeous Pre-Raphaelite painting. Then I learned what the woman is doing, and now it might be the loneliest thing I have ever looked at... The woman is Mariana, from Shakespeare's Measure for Measure. She was engaged to be married, until her dowry was lost in a shipwreck and her fiancé abandoned her. Now she lives alone in a house on the edge of nowhere, still in love with the man who left her, waiting for him to come back. He never will. The painter was John Everett Millais, who took the subject from a poem by Tennyson and hung the picture at the Royal Academy in 1851 with the poet's line beneath it: "I am aweary, aweary, I would that I were dead." Look at what Millais does with the room. Mariana has been bent over her embroidery for hours, and she rises to stretch her back, hands pressed to her spine, in a pose of pure weariness. Autumn leaves have blown across the floor and settled on her table, marking the seasons passing while she waits. Through the stained glass glows the Annunciation, the Virgin receiving the news that will fulfil her whole life, set directly above a woman whose own life is going nowhere at all. That's the cruelty underneath all the beauty: this gorgeous room is a cage. Every lovely thing in it belongs to a woman who has been left to grow old at the window, waiting for a knock that is never going to come. The stained glass even carries a Latin motto: "In coelo quies," meaning "in heaven there is rest." The only escape she is promised is the one Tennyson named for her, when she said she would rather be dead. When the Pre-Raphaelites were attacked from every side, John Ruskin, the most powerful critic in England, rose to defend them and singled out this painting: of all the work in the Royal Academy, he wrote, nothing could compare "for perfect truth, power, and finish" with "the white draperies on the table in Mr. Millais' Mariana."
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I’m really gonna miss Count Binface
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Good luck to everyone getting their A Level results today. May you each be photographed jumping in mid-air to your heart’s content.
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This book is fucking funny and absurd and fantastical. Please give it a chance. Pre-sale special of $2 off cover price is still on because I still don't have my copies from the printer. 😭 stanchionzine.com/product-pa……
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Wrote a thing. Here’s “Ten ways in which being against AI in writing makes you a gatekeeper.” gabinoiglesias.substack.com/…
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So long and thanks for all the fish
Pantropical spotted dolphin jumping 15 ft into the air This incredible shot was captured by the research team of Pacific Whale Foundation
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Results are out! Winners have been notified so we’ve had a wonderful time sharing the good news. bathshortstoryaward.org
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