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Joined December 2013
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For those who can't watch the #eclipse tomorrow. @BuzzFeed @nj1015 @CNN @HuffPost #SolarEclipse2017
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I'm not at #comiccon, but I wish I was! #sdcc #SDCC #BestAtWhatIDo
Ladies, if you host webcam shows and live in the NJ area, we'd love interview you on our podcast. DM me for info! #webcam #mistress
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Mariah Carey's performance was a perfect way to bid farewell to the shitshow that was 2016. #NewYearsEve #2017 #RockinEve
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Tomorrow I'm going to @VZWSupport and telling them they either reduce my monthly bill or I'm dropping them. Will they:
16%Reduce monthly rate
18%Do nothing
27%Laugh at me
39%Corporate doublespeak
49 votes • Final results
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Watergate and Hugh Hefner are both trending. I'll take, "What it would be like if Twitter was around in the 70s, Alex"
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I saw Hugh Hefner trending and I assumed it was because he's either dead or the newest member of Trump's cabinet. #nope
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I just got so scared🙄 My urine was red and I was freaking out. But then I remembered I drank beets today😂👌🏼
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Please be sure to check out @TommyGunnX and my clips store through @UnderTheGunnXXX clips4sale.com/67489. 🐇💓🐣💋😘
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@DAVIDMDRAIMAN @JimNorton @Trevornoah art is art, whether sung or spoken. It can't be silenced. As Jew, I want offended.
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When a dude is so anti-dude, I question if they're in the closet 😳 like for real tho. I really think you're in the closet & that's okay 😂
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@SexyAshtonBlake taking it to the next level!! Don't forget the little people sexy lady! content.naughtyamerica.com/n…
Don't you love @SexyAshtonBlake's NEW scene on #NA? #MILFS with pierced nipples are so HOT!😍🔥natour.naughtyamerica.com/tr…
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Let's play a game where we take our clothes off
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