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One of the things I’ve noticed in these last few hours is that so very many people on Twitter are truly awful human beings.
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Preheating the oven is completely unnecessary and I’ll take that to the supreme court if required.
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Me during all 35 minutes of episode 6 of season 3 #AfterLife
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Millie and Liam are such a musical pair, did someone say Troy and Gabriella xx #loveIsland
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If the UK getting zero in Eurovision isn't a sign of the world slowly returning to normal, we don't know what is. #Eurovision
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If you’re wondering why Flo Rida is performing with San Marino, this should clear things up. #Eurovision
ALT We've shoved Florida into the map of Europe, right next to San Marino
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Eurovision to the UK right now:
#Eurovision
ALT Here's the photo of the German middle finger costume from earlier
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God I love Eurovision! It’s like someone crossed RuPauls Drag Race with the Darts. #Eurovision
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“Understand your role, your duty, do it to the best of your ability, and trust those around you to do the same”.
Tonight we sail for #CSG21. Here’s my signal to the sailors, aviators and marines of the United Kingdom Carrier Strike Group.
ALT Cdre Steve Moorhouse’s signal to the ships and squadrons of CSG21.
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It's a fine line between a dance routine and a cry for help. #Eurovision
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Sorry to say it, but I do feel a large amount of hate towards the German entry. 🇩🇪 #Eurovision
