Cassandra 🐷

Is Emma’s son a tiktoker or does she just look and sound the same as his mum? #BBUK

My mum doesn’t have favourites but has gone to my sisters over 4 hours away for the week of my 30th birthday 🙃

I don’t think Kim Kardashian has enough Christmas trees

Can any mums tell me how much newborn clothes I actually need to buy? Can I skip newborn clothes and just get 0-3?

I’ve turned into that neighbour that waits for people to go out and moves my car close to the house 😅😂

Waking up from a 2 hour nap and crying because you’re tired ✌🏻

I need to stop applying for all the freebies on Facebook adverts. I don’t have a cat but I do have 2 packets of wiskas in the post

Sat at the airport with my mum and showed her this picture and said the weather is nice at home and she fully examined it for 5 minutes until I said look at the sky ffs

Left my water bottle in the car came in and put my pyjamas on and I am actually so sad about not having my water bottle with me 😭

My favourite thing about avatar way of water is that they like to hiss at each other because I too like to hiss at people

If avatar isn’t confusing enough I’m watching it straight after a 4 hour nap

Eastenders doing a fast forward to Christmas Day in February just ain’t the one. Why’s Sharron in a wedding dress for Phill and Kats big day??

Trying to build a bed and manoeuvre a 45kg mattress around with the ‘help’ of a puppy ain’t the one

Need a new phone but I’m too clumsy for a new phone 😩

HOW has Prince Harry still got more stuff to say!?

I’m a bit sad I don’t get a choccy every morning anymore

Someone on my Snapchat who’s in the military is doing a walk through of their meth lab in their garage 🥴

Don’t mind me wearing a dressing gown to work

A businessman just said speak to you soon bye to me on the phone and I said you too 🥴

Would like to thank asos for letting me buy a £90 coat for £20 😍😍