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Your upsell flow can change the direction of your brand
Its the one part in your funnel that can take you from 10k a month to 300k very quickly
Let me explain
A brand with no upsell flow is leaving so much AOV on the table
And when you increase your AOV by 2x
You don’t just start making more money with your current spend
You can start scaling very aggressively
Because the break even CAC also increased
If you want a breakdown of the upsell flow that took a brand to 8 figures per month in rev
Comment upsell + rt and I will send it to you
(must be following)
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I went through data from 50,000+ of brands running
@aftersell post-purchase offers
these 6 templates are CONVERTING harder than everything else.
RT + comment "send it" and I'll DM you the templates
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Bryson and his agent gonna be having a blast putting together a montage of clips like this tonight
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Third time my Instagram account (@albert) has been hacked in the past 3 days 😵💫
I have 2FA enabled on all meta platforms
I currently don’t even know my own accounts password nor can I reset it, because it’s hit the reset limit
I can access it through linked accounts (which the hacker can unlink)
2FA does nothing because meta’s ai chatbot just bypasses it all…
Literally all Meta has to do is disable this tooling from their chat bot… this should have been the very first thing they did. It is what ANY rational person would have done.
Instead they continue to try and patch around it in real time instead of just not giving their chatbot admin access to all user accounts
This is absurd…. 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
@finkd your staff is asleep at the wheel, crashing your $1.5T company into the ground. Do something???
My Instagram account (@zv) was compromised and disabled overnight despite being Meta Verified, identity verified, and having no history of policy violations.
I’ve spent hours trying to get support, only to be sent in circles through automated systems and broken help resources with no way to reach a real person.
It’s concerning that accounts can be lost this easily while legitimate users struggle to get human assistance when something goes wrong.
If anyone has a direct contact or effective path to reach Meta support, please let me know.
@instagram @AIatMeta @andymstone @DarkWebInformer
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my instagram (@ korn) was stolen overnight via the Meta AI exploit and was subsequently disabled.
it was Meta Verified, facial scan verified, and had 0 TOS violations.
the account is the sole source of my income.
i spent 6 hours trying to get human support and meta's support AI gave me 4 broken links in a row. we're at the point where one AI stole it and another can't fix it, zero humans in the loop anywhere.
does anyone know how to get in contact with meta support about this?
it is absolutely ridiculous that a trillion dollar company allows an exploit like this and doesn't even address it.
@instagram @AIatMeta @DarkWebInformer
How many companies are you going to lie about before you get hit with a lawsuit.
Fix Meraki btw we have 5 third party lab tests on this batch alone.
Blatantly making mistake after mistake and profiting off of it.
Correction: we posted inflated heavy metal contamination levels for LMNT electrolytes.
A calculation error overstated lead, cadmium and arsenic per serving.
Corrected amounts:
- Citrus Salt: Lead 0.0773 µg/serving (15% MADL), cadmium 1%, arsenic 0.5%, mercury non-detect
- Raw Unflavored: Lead 0.0945 µg/serving (19% MADL), cadmium, arsenic, mercury non-detect.
Both under the MADL, California's strictest daily lead reference (0.5 µg/day).
Based on the latest verified lab reports. Amounts and scoring may change with new data.
We're adding review steps and bringing on more scientific and engineering support to reduce future mistakes
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More ridiculousness from @oasishealthapp on our @eatlineage products...
1. Chocolate bar is scored as 63/100. But there's zero reason for why? Everything in the app says it is green?
2. Mixed berry bar is scored at 60/100, but why? Let's see...
3. Organic almond butter. There is NO almond butter in this bar. None.
4. Linoleic acid at 57 milligrams. There are 4g of fat in the bar, meaning we have 1.4% linoleic acid. Is that bad? Of course not, grass-fed tallow and butter have 3% linoleic acid. It is is a normally occurring fat and 1% is astronomically low. You basically have to eat zero fat to have 0%. Yet, our tallow and many others rank 90-100/100 yet have more % in linoleic acid.
5. Palmitic acid and caproic acid, two healthy fatty acids, measured in micrograms! Same thing applies here. Further, there are plenty of data showing benefit of these fatty acids, but we don't claim this on our product page because they are in micrograms here and that would be retarded. Absolutely no reason for this to be a negative score.
6. Our chocolate protein powder has two listings, one 90/100, and the other 35/100 (!!!) again for no reason here other than it is "untested."
7. We have two listings for creatine, one is 90/100 and another 20/100. Same product. No justification.
8. Again, our meat sticks are rated as 67-70/100 because they are "untested." By whom? Them? Us? Fun fact: we do test and list our findings on our website. Clean product. See for yourself.
This is the amount of absurdity with just one of my businesses. I am not sure how anyone can take this brand seriously at this point, and the amount of harm experienced for much smaller brands can be devastating.
In the interest of trying to push for more clarity and being helpful, here are some suggestions for them on improving their app:
1. Having zero transparency around what makes the score is hurting your reputation, massively. When products are otherwise fully "green" when you click in, but rated 63/100, for literally zero documented reason, is massively harmful to brands. Most people probably won't click in. They'll just see the score and not buy. Not only that, there's no consistency. "Untested" for some of our products apparently justify a 35/100, while others are only mercifully spared at 63/100. Have better and clearer standards on what actually makes up a score instead of what seems to be a mix of AI bots and subjectivity.
2. Multiple listings per product with one being at 90 and one 20 with no rational is insane and goes to show the "rigor" that is being applied with their AI agents. Clean up multiple listings. Easily doable.
3. The false "untested" moniker issue has come up with plenty of other brands. We literally have the test results on the product page. There is no detailing on what untested means in this case, yet they dock people for providing testing results on the product page itself. Maybe gate the score and allow the brand to have a dashboard they can point to, and if they refuse to upload testing data, then you can have some consistent scoring or a tag for untested.
4. Phantom ingredient inclusions are unconscionable. Getting docked for having ingredients in our product that aren't there is absurd. I don't even know a suggestion here other than massively better QC on the vibe coded slop.
5. Dock on score for literally no reason. Some products don't have the "untested" tag, nor are there any red highlights when you open the product. There is zero rationale. Have some sort of score contribution system where you understand the score? Ex. you click the score and you can see exactly why it is what it is. Can have a neutral starting point for every product until you have data. Ex. every product starts at 75 baseline and gets docked if negative, but additional points up to 100 if 3rd party tested.
6. No limits actually explained in areas that get you docked. E.g. the linoleic acid, when you click in, doesn't say when or why it achieves a negative score. Is it total amount? On what? Per serving? Per 100g? Is it % basis? Have an objective way to apply negative score and apply it to EVERY product that has that (ex. tallows would be more negative than our bars, but none of them have this).
Honestly the best way forward would be to back off the Bali hustler "isn't it sweet how much money I'm making off this app!" vibe, put the app on pause until you fix these issues, and if not, the likelihood of a litany of lawsuits increases dramatically by the day.
cc @cormachayden_
this Adaptive AI agent tells brands exactly what tiktok content is going viral in their niche before they brief a single creator
here's how brands are running campaigns that actually convert on Content Rewards:
-> drop your niche hashtag in and it scans TikTok for the highest performing content right now
-> filters by view velocity, engagement rate, and watch time
-> identifies the exact hooks, formats, and topics driving views in your market
-> maps out the patterns every viral video in your niche shares
-> generates a full content brief your creators can execute immediately
-> launch it as a clipping campaign on content rewards and scale with hundreds of creators
-> tracks what's working and updates the brief as trends shift
-> every step from trend research to live campaign is automated
what used to cost a full agency retainer now runs on autopilot.
reply "AGENT" + RT and i'll send you the full breakdown so you can launch your first data-driven creator campaign this week (must be following)
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Everyone likes mark.
He is making great content, with great guest, and a tons of passion.
He is from the tactical world-
Unlike a lot of business podcast, mark is buying inventory and in the ad account.
He pairs that with a genuine curiosity to level up.
We are in a golden age of content.
You get TBPN daily.
You get mark dropping highly produced bombs every other week.
And you get operators launching a new show every 14 minutes.
What a time to be alive.
Same formula.
New can. 3x sales.
A positioning masterclass in this episode w @RossMackay111 of Cadence (link in bio for full ep)
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Nano Banana Pro is the biggest unlock for DTC creative since Meta rolled out dynamic ads.
Most brands will scroll past this.
Don't be most brands.
I just generated 50+ campaign-ready images from ONE product photo.
No studio. No photographer. No 2-week turnaround.
(Yes, this image was made with Nano Banana Pro 👇)
This isn't about replacing your creative team.
It's about removing the bottleneck that's been killing them.
What's been strangling DTC creative teams:
✗ Burning $10k on a shoot that fatigues in 72 hours
✗ Waiting 3 weeks for "simple" lifestyle variations
✗ Needing a new shoot for every audience persona
✗ Gibberish AI text that kills your hook
✗ One aspect ratio that doesn't work anywhere else
What Nano Banana Pro actually unlocks:
✓ Upload 14 reference images → 100% product fidelity (no more warped logos)
✓ Generate infinite lifestyle shots from one SKU (virtual photoshoot)
✓ Swap models instantly for persona testing (no talent booking)
✓ Render pixel-perfect text inside the image (legible hooks, any language)
✓ Relight and reskin winning ads to fight fatigue (day to night in seconds)
✓ Outpaint to any aspect ratio without cropping your product
I wrote the playbook.
7 protocols. Real prompts. Actual use cases.
→ The "Anchor Stack" for virtual photoshoots
→ The "Mannequin Swap" for persona testing
→ The "Hook Factory" for native text ads
→ The "Science Ad" for explainer infographics
→ Asset Recycling to fight ad fatigue
→ Global Scale for instant localization
→ Format Fluidity for omnichannel distribution
This isn't prompt engineering. It's creative operations.
Want the full Nano Banana Pro Guide?
👉 Like this post
👉 Re-post
👉 Comment "BANANA"
And I'll send it over.
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Adam Carolla was right
8 hours after the Pacific Palisades fires he said there would be no rebuilding along Pacific Coast Highway. Democrats wouldn’t allow it
Adam Carolla just filmed this footage driving along PCH. Not a single home is being rebuilt. Zero.
It was a land grab
“Obviously you can see there's no rebuilding going on by any owner on PCH.
As predicted from the hotel room one day after the fire, and I say one day after fire, I mean eight hours after the fire, I sat in that hotel room in Burbank and I said, there shall be no rebuilding because there will be no giving of permits. And We're 9 months and I don't see one stitch of building material. So lots of lots for sale and zero rebuilding”
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We made this AI agent that generated $29k in one week
It clones viral TikToks & UGCs then posts across 9 platforms completely on autopilot using n8n
- Scrapes trending UGCs
- Rewrites scripts with GPT-4o
- Generates avatar videos
- Edits, captions, and posts to IG, YT, TikTok, X, FB & more
Want the system?
Follow + RT + Reply “n8n” and I’ll DM you the full strategy
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I built an AI Creative Director that generates $10K+ marketing content in minutes while I sleep
this is the closest thing to printing money with AI I've ever seen
this automated system literally thinks like a seasoned creative director:
- analyzes your brand requirements
- 3 models parallel generation
- iterates until perfection
- delivers publication-ready visuals
the crazy part?
it runs completely hands-free once triggered
I wake up to dozens of high-converting ad creatives, social posts, and marketing visuals sitting in my Google Drive
clients are paying $2,500 per campaign for content that this system cranks out in under 10 minutes
the workflow chain is insane:
first it reviews and improves your initial prompt using advanced models
then it generates multiple image variations using different AI models simultaneously
quality control happens automatically
it scores each output and only keeps the winners
if something doesn't meet the threshold
it regenerates until it's perfect
finally everything gets organized and uploaded to your cloud storage
another agency owner is now charging premium rates while his "Creative Director" works 24/7 without sick days or salary demands
the best part? you set it up once and it becomes your personal content printing machine
comment "DIRECTOR" + repost + follow and I'll send you the complete JSON file to import directly into n8n
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We made this AI agent that generated $21k in one week
It clones viral TikToks & UGCs then posts across 9 platforms completely on autopilot using n8n
- Scrapes trending UGCs
- Rewrites scripts with GPT-4o
- Generates avatar videos
- Edits, captions, and posts to IG, YT, TikTok, X, FB & more
Want the system?
Follow + RT + Reply “n8n” and I’ll DM you the full strategy
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Replying to @HollanderAdam
Since you have a knack to recognize good art , check out @rudeuniverse collection
3D box toys! , I am sure you will def vibe with a few of them.
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