Joined September 2012
Who’s has goalie gear I can borrow for pond hockey next weekend???
Need a metal fire pit hmu if you got one
Someone day drink with me lol
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Why do I see carp smashing shit off his head like every weekend – at Illinois, USA
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@ oomf
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Need a swimming and running partner hmu
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When someone holding the door open for you but you a little ways away: – at Lafayette, LA
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When a coach yells “Jog off the field!”
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BLAC YOUNGSTA IS THE REBIRTH OF HUGH HEFNER
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DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫 – at Clovis, CA
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Seeing my dog sick and in pain kills me on the inside
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Getting drunk tonight even though I have to be up early tomorrow is still a better decision than dating my ex
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End of summer cabin kegger party hmu 🍻🍻🍻
Got a free beer on an airplane but the lady made me chug it
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To whoever stole my truck nuts.... you’re fucking dead when I find out
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Juice wrld- lean wit me🔥
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