Feral community caretaker. Not everyone's ray of sunshine. ❤️ Ailurophile. Nightmare Before Christmas is not an addiction. It's a lifestyle.

just trying to survive
Joined November 2015
Here is my birthday wishlist, if anyone is interested ✨️ amazon.com/registries/gl/gue…
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Why i gotta be a sassy grandma??
TRASHY NURSE 🤣💯👩🏻‍⚕️🤘🏼😈 #YourHalloweenCostume 🎃👻🎃
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Great, the cave creatures now have a taste for Cheetos.
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She's judging you
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Extreme zombie flavor. Delicious.
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Not a thought behind those eyes, just a single gear turning counterclockwise.
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Butthole Surfers FTW, Finite..
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So here's what's happened these last few days. Yes, it'll get political. My boss that has been voting for Trump 3 elections. A few months ago got caught gaming the system. Government found out him and his gf living together have been collecting food stamps, daycare, and Healthcre
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Now they are forced to pay actual costs. He now needs a higher paying job to support his family. You did this to yourself, my dude. You literally voted for this. Fafo
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Odds of being killed by your own son are never zero.
You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. This tracks.
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Be still my beating heart...🙄
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a shopping cart is worth way more than a quarter. suckers!
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Yes I stalked you. Get over it.
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Full video of the finished picture!
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My work loves me
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Tabitha John retweeted
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Tabitha John retweeted
Morning. 🎃
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Me on a daily basis
Sometimes I just sit in my box and pretend I'm going somewhere far, far away...
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I really need to teach this kid how to vogue
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