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@CarlJansson

A Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios. he/him

 Tongva land
Joined March 2008
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PuNk and Stuff@PunKandStuffNov 10
48 years ago today, X-Ray Spex released their debut album 'Germfree Adolescents' one of the best albums of the era. #RipPoly
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HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisNov 4
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Schrödinger's Litter Box@Brewjew308Nov 5
Worth the watch. Dave nails it.
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@KTLANov 3
Lyft is offering discounted rides to the polls for today's Election Day. Be sure to use promo code VOTE26 to get the discount.
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The original Police Squad! is streaming on Netflix!!!
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TheeCodingQueen 🪷🦋 (@ChildPleez007) profile picture
TheeCodingQueen 🪷🦋@ChildPleez007Feb 6
Horror movies with Black endings 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
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This guy nails it.
Chris AR Blauvelt (@arblauvelt) profile pictureChris AR Blauvelt
@arblauveltOct 23
Who is this guy? 🔥
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It's still fuck these guys.
Sarrah Bellus (@sarrah_bellus) profile pictureSarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 21
I’ve decided that I will continue sharing this picture. Too many people have told me that sharing their faces will ruin their future. I keep responding the same way: Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 21
Who has looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie?
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This is so disturbing to me. Especially since I'm re-entering the job search.
Gabriel Castro (@GabrielCastroOK) profile pictureGabriel Castro
@GabrielCastroOKOct 14
Un bloguero mostró que las entrevistas laborales en 2026 ya se realizan sin personas. La empresa envió a la videollamada a un reclutador de IA, el bloguero respondió conectando a su agente de IA y salió del encuadre. Las redes neuronales siguieron discutiendo la vacante durante un rato más sin humanos. Al final, ambas se colgaron y comenzaron a despedirse infinitamente la una de la otra. Distópico.
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Video from a comedic experiment by blogger Graham Dot Zip, in which he creates a scenario himself with AI agents to demonstrate it, and does not show a real job interview from a company. youtube.com/watch?v=A0fECn… aistify.com/ai-job-intervi… theregister.com/offbeat/2026/1…
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Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 13
Right before midterms too 👏🏼👏🏼
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Union (@yumtapwater) profile picture
Union@yumtapwaterOct 2
They're not trying to find out the ID of Jane Doe for any "journalistic" reason. They're doing it so an army of sweaty masturbators can simultaneously degrade her while rating her looks and vicariously get "a piece of the action". Feels disgusting to even type this shit out
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Do you read Sutter Cane?
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@tracey09_Sep 28
“You’re really gonna ruin their lives over one mistake?” It wasn’t one mistake. It was a 7 HOUR GANG RAPE. FUCK THESE MEN. FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THEM. FUCK YOU CORNELL FOR TRYING TO BRUSH IT OFF. Post them. Post them so the entire world knows what they did. Post them so they will NEVER know a peaceful day again.
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Conservatives aren't just stupid, they go out of their way to let everyone know just HOW stupid they are.
Anna 🇺🇸 (@realAnn_29) profile pictureAnna 🇺🇸
@realAnn_29Sep 25
Went to Costco for groceries, walked past the cheese aisle, and checked Tillamook myself. Yeah… it's on the package. Done with them.
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Surprising absolutely nobody.
Tim Miller (@Timodc) profile pictureTim Miller
@TimodcSep 21
SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor. More from @willsommer thebulwark.com/p/scoop-looks…
SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging

SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging

The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.

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Douglas (@Dougie_Bear_) profile pictureDouglas@Dougie_Bear_Sep 17
This is a long shot but can everyone reading this PLEASE reply with your favorite picture of yourself? Doesn’t matter what kind of picture, just quote, reply whatever
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Danny Polishchuk
@DannyjokesSep 15
Ed Sheeran’s new backup band is certainly a choice
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