Teacher of impressionable youths, quizzer of the both children and drunks, co-host of Oh Boy! A Time Travel Podcast.
Charlotte, NC
Joined March 2013
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I happened upon this today by chance. How remarkable that exactly ten years to the day that it was officially announced that Diego Luna would star in 'Rogue One,' Cassian Andor's journey ends tonight with @andorofficial.
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Happy New Year to you all. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live. Love you all, Tommy Wiseau.
Here's a better idea: have a "Descriptive Audio for Low Attention Spans" option.
Netflix execs tell screenwriters to have characters “announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along”
They also have thousands of micro-genres including “casual viewing” which is used for movies/TV that go down best when you’re not paying attention.
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Our government is a nigh insurmountable pile of shit, but at least one turd has been removed.
GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE.
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Celebrate the holidays with the 12 Monkeys of Christmas! We look back on Terry Gilliam's wild-ass time travel movie and see if memory does in fact serve and that this is an all-timer or if, like Bruce Willis's character, we've been wrong all along.
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Wins the EC but loses the popular vote: whiny-ass bitch
Loses the EC and the popular vote: whiny-ass bitch
Wins both the EC and the popular vote: ...whiny-ass bitch
Imagine being this privileged and pampered your whole life but still being this fucking miserable.
Breaking News: President-elect Trump sued The Des Moines Register for a poll that showed him trailing Kamala Harris in Iowa, escalating his threats of retribution. nyti.ms/3VHP6BL
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Apparently half the audience for Star Wars is people who don't understand stories, can't follow a story, don't understand that stories are designed to provoke emotions, etc.
Shoulda known social media was going to be a minefield of bad takes the day after Skeleton Crew dropped and Hunter Biden was pardoned.
Traveling for the holiday weekend? Relive one of the greatest hours of television ever with me (a LOST super fan) and @ActionNate (who knows it has something to do with an island? Maybe?). See you in another life, brotha!
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COME ON. THROW THIS KNOB UNDER THE BUS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO, GOP.
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz says he is withdrawing his name from consideration to be President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general. apnews.com/article/gaetz-tru…
I have used many public restrooms in my life. I have spent literally zero seconds EVER thinking about the other people in the bathroom with me. These people are miserable fucks.
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Walking into a classic McDonald's gave you a sense that nothing bad could happen in this space. A current McDonald's gives off the feeling that only bad things happen in this space.
