@CaptainZeroFun

râleur, Yevgenia Krasnova’s limousine driver, Tony DiBenedetto is my co-pilot, Chairman of the Bored©️

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🚀 🇺🇸 We have liftoff!! And something worth landing in… 🦀 Our Bay Sauce hits stores soon! First stop in the flying car? The store for our BRAND NEW Bay Sauce. 🦀 Coming to shelves soon!
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Really surprised @TheOnion has not yet weighed in here. 👀
Exec Sum
@exec_sumOct 19
TRENDING: University of Chicago students are protesting at the CME, demanding an end to the federal ban on onion futures Student-led group For Our Futures is rallying to call for a repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act
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Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_Oct 18
Simply wanting it more than everyone else is absolutely a competitive moat. The sooner you realize this, the better
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Christopher Lloyd
@DocBrownLloydOct 13
Almost time to see some serious shit…
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 15
Who else popped their popcorn in this unit?
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Dream Theater
@dreamtheaternetOct 13
#DT17 is underway…
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb
@nntalebOct 12
Criminals. You can't trust any agreement with them, certainly not a ceasefire.
Peter Daou
@peterdaouOct 12
There is NO justification ever, under ANY moral code or international law, for one country to purposely destroy entire villages of another country, let alone during a "ceasefire." These are barbaric war crimes, streamed to the world.
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Taleb on True Wealth.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 9
Have you seen it?
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Also…
The Economist
@TheEconomistSep 28
A growing body of evidence suggests millions of surgeries performed each year are unnecessary. They cause needless physical pain and financial stress—and are a terrible waste of resources

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Lance Corporate
@lance_corporateOct 8
Researchers finally discovered the underlying cause of imposter syndrome. It's because you're an imposter. Everyone knows what they're doing except you. We can all tell you're in way over your head.
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Parisian Aesthetics
@Parisianaes1Oct 7
Love is the answer
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Replying to @BoredElonMusk
Fat free yogurt, eggs, turkey.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 6
On this date in 1986, "Double Dare" debuted on Nickelodeon. BITE-SIZED FACT | Hosted by Marc Summers, the messy game show became a Nickelodeon classic, eventually producing 482 episodes during its original 1986–1993 run. #80s
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Too many people have low agency. You can just do things, you know.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 1
"Mr. Wizard's World" debuted on Nickelodeon today in 1983. The educational science series ran for six seasons and aired 78 episodes. BITE-SIZED FACT | Don Herbert returned as Mr. Wizard, demonstrating science experiments and explaining how everyday things worked. #80s
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sSep 30
On this date in 1985, the "M.A.S.K." (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) animated series debuted on television. BITE-SIZED FACT | The cartoon was developed alongside Kenner's M.A.S.K. toy line, with the toys and animated series helping introduce kids to the characters and vehicles. #80s
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BORED
@BoredElonMuskSep 29
I don’t need cute agents to make my personal life easier. I need capable agents to make my work easier. I can handle my personal life and outside of having to deal with bills or customer service, actually enjoy handling things myself. Slowly. And without giving up immense personal data about myself.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sSep 28
Who else though this was a cool video on @MTV back in the day?
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BORED
@BoredElonMuskSep 27
There’s a disturbing number of young people who lack ambition and are literally just waiting to get their parents money someday. And in the meantime they’re playing video games, gooning, and probably voting for socialists who will take their inherited wealth (they don’t realize this yet).
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