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True personal freedom is choosing to live [well] below your means.
#ThoughtExperiments
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🚀 🇺🇸 We have liftoff!! And something worth landing in…
🦀 Our Bay Sauce hits stores soon!
First stop in the flying car? The store for our BRAND NEW Bay Sauce. 🦀 Coming to shelves soon!
Really surprised @TheOnion has not yet weighed in here. 👀
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Simply wanting it more than everyone else is absolutely a competitive moat.
The sooner you realize this, the better
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Criminals. You can't trust any agreement with them, certainly not a ceasefire.
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Researchers finally discovered the underlying cause of imposter syndrome. It's because you're an imposter. Everyone knows what they're doing except you. We can all tell you're in way over your head.
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On this date in 1986, "Double Dare" debuted on Nickelodeon.
BITE-SIZED FACT | Hosted by Marc Summers, the messy game show became a Nickelodeon classic, eventually producing 482 episodes during its original 1986–1993 run. #80s
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"Mr. Wizard's World" debuted on Nickelodeon today in 1983. The educational science series ran for six seasons and aired 78 episodes.
BITE-SIZED FACT | Don Herbert returned as Mr. Wizard, demonstrating science experiments and explaining how everyday things worked. #80s
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On this date in 1985, the "M.A.S.K." (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) animated series debuted on television.
BITE-SIZED FACT | The cartoon was developed alongside Kenner's M.A.S.K. toy line, with the toys and animated series helping introduce kids to the characters and vehicles. #80s
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I don’t need cute agents to make my personal life easier.
I need capable agents to make my work easier.
I can handle my personal life and outside of having to deal with bills or customer service, actually enjoy handling things myself. Slowly. And without giving up immense personal data about myself.
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Who else though this was a cool video on @MTV back in the day?
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There’s a disturbing number of young people who lack ambition and are literally just waiting to get their parents money someday.
And in the meantime they’re playing video games, gooning, and probably voting for socialists who will take their inherited wealth (they don’t realize this yet).
