If nautical nonsense be something you wish

St. Louie
Joined April 2009
Two of Missouri’s most famous native sons. #restinpiss
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Dir. of Missouri Elections Chrissy Peters was close with Matt Alsager, chief of staff for Missouri Sec. of State Denny Hoskins. Matt Alsager was married to someone else. BIG surprise ending..... Nick La Strada filed a lawsuit today for basically wrongful termination from the Sec. of State's office. His lawsuit alleges, Hoskins’ then-Chief of Staff Matt Alsager called Brandon Alexander, chief of staff for State Auditor Scott Fitzpatrick, on speakerphone from a meeting with La Strada, Deputy General Counsel Jackie Bryant and Director of Elections Chrissy Peters. From lawsuit: “During this meeting, the participants, excluding plaintiff La Strada, discussed fabricating a false whistleblower submission to offer as evidence about the Missouri Centralized Voter Registration system, to be routed through an ‘IP scrambler’ and a ‘burner’ phone so the source could not be traced, to be offered as evidence,” the lawsuit states. This planned fabricated evidence was going to be used in the HAVA hearing of Kramer v Hoskins. NOTE: Hoskins and his attorneys, including Chrissy Peters, did fabricate evidence used in the HAVA hearing - it was them changing their example of a registered voter. During all this @AGCHanaway 's assist. attorneys of the State Attorney General's office (representing Denny Hoskins in the HAVA proceedings) filed false and misleading court pleadings in state court, the same in federal court, and, during the HAVA hearing itself. La Strada informed Denny Hoskins of the fabrications, on April 21st. The Kramer v Hoskins HAVA hearing was held three days later on April 24th. The corrupt Denny Hoskins fired La Strada a week later Hoskin's Chief of Staff Matt Alsager committed suicide on June 6th 2026. Chrissy Peters Director of Elections who participated in the coverup of the truth, in helping to file false pleadings to a state court, to a federal court. Who participated in planning to fabricate evidence in a federal HAVA hearing, and also carried it out, is pictured below. Resign Chrissy Peters and Denny Hoskins. Turn yourselves into the FBI. Denny Hoskins is pictured in my re-tweet below. Both will also 100% be found in contempt of a Missouri federal court order. I have read all the court documents, the HAVA documents, including the sworn transcript. State election officials lied throughout the hearing and without question presented false evidence. Denny Hoskins, his name on the HAVA Petition, didn't even show up - the coward he is; Hoskins is pictured in my retweet below. @DLHoskins @realDonaldTrump @AGToddBlanche @MissouriGOP @MissouriSOS @AndrewBaileyMO @willscharf @SenEricSchmitt @FBIDirectorKash @FBI @EagleEdMartin
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Congratulations to Secretary Hoskins on having avoided being detained for contempt by the Missouri Supreme Court by deciding to do his job and follow the law. Always good to see a fellow Missouri Secretary of State succeed!
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Captain Raoul retweeted
The people of Missouri win. Statewide leadership in Missouri loses—again. The maps are back to how they were before. Thank you to organizers and Missourians—300,000 strong—who stood up for the voices of our neighbors. (h/t MO SOS Hoskins on the baseball bat thing. It’s fun!)
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Captain Raoul retweeted
🚨BREAKING🚨: SCOTUS (AGAIN) steps in to mandate that Missouri use its 2022 map and (AGAIN) clarify that the MO Supreme Court has a role here… this is great! And (AGAIN) it’s deeply crazy that it took this much.
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Missouri Republicans tried again to pull some bullshit to use their congressional map & they failed again. They are willing to create a constitutional crisis just to avoid Missouri voters. It’s time for @MissouriSOS @DLHoskins to add a red nose to go with his signature red jacket
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Denny Hoskins violated the rights of every Missouri voter by using the district maps for the primary in August. Pass it on.
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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday! I had a nice low key night at home with my wife and lots of cake and presents.
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But the best gift I received yesterday was the Missouri Supreme Court telling the cheatin-ass Republicans who run this state to cut the crap and put their blatantly unfair redrawn congressional maps up to a state-wide vote in November.
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Glad to see the clowns that run this state keep losing when they try to steal power, especially extra-fowl @MissouriSOS Denny Hoskins. See you in November, chickens!
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Just heard that the Crooked Stan Kroenke has purchased the Los Angeles Angels. Stan, who many call “The Steemer,” is a well-known liar who has no charisma or personality. Other than that, I hear that he’s a nice guy! #STLCards  #STL
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Six days before ballots are final, the Missouri Supreme Court hears the map referendum case this morning. I'll be in the courtroom. Last time I asked SOS Denny Hoskins about blocking 300,000+ signers at the last legal hour, he said the dates "just don't make sense." Rewatch:
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Captain Raoul retweeted
doctor: what brings you here today? me: my uber hahaha doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active
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Nick Shirley has a small penis. Pass it on.
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Replying to @jshbz
If you need me I'll be balls deep in bourbon – at Wisconsin, USA
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The bravest dog in the room is clearly the one who decided food was not negotiable ... 🐶 📹 via amazlngnature (X)
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Chris Carpenter That guy rocked.
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Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room
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Captain Raoul retweeted
Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery
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Touch paint: arrested. Touch child: elected.
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