ThePolishSensation 🇵🇱🇺🇦

@JetBlue will full on steal your money

Hey @JetBlue. You stole my money and then made me sit on a chat with a customer service representative for over an hour to tell me you can't help

@TheBearFX was ruined by Claire

@KellyClarksonTV is a fat dumb trumper

chodźmy, Polska!

I need forced birthers to get on one long flight with a screaming infant and maybe they'll change their mind

May you start your 2024 with the spirit and free spiritedness of @bravoandy , but the professionalism and restraint and of @andersoncooper

@qrsupport how do I properly deal with a family with a screaming child on a 12 hour flight? Do I aks the flight attendant or approach myself? This is absolutely insufferable

Somebody tell @prattprattpratt that this is the way. Instead of being a religious asshole

I was eagerly awaiting which holiday thing the religious right was going to cry about this year, and I'm delighted to say it's this *fabulous* nutcracker #slay #yasssified

Straight. Class.

@dariennelake rewatching your original season and I've gotta say...I just love ya ♥️

I just learned about scooped bagels and just when I thought we couldn't get any worse as a society, we go a little lower

Nobody in Pittsburgh loves inflatable dragons or parking on the sidewalk more than the residents of Brookline #pgh #useyourfuckingdrivewayorparkonthestreet

Just landed on my layover with @AmericanAir and I'm really upset they didn't gatecheck my carryon because I wanted to throw a tantrum and call everyone poor just like good ol @tomsegura

I read a list about "Milennial home decor Gen Z hates" and I've ticked off "gray" "too many houseplants" and "geometric paint" and I'm like guys don't be mad at me. I'm not the one who broke the housing market. Blame the people who carpeted over hardwood

This man is *pure* class

@MarkMaddenX has insulted my career, my Alma mater, and my footy team of choice, so I can't wait for him to bitch about losing the league to Man City again over last weekd's result

.@psychicpebble my fiance bought your #Halloween2023 plush and it's great. Now Please do a Trump one. It's for the good of the people #imatleastafoottallerthanagoblin

I love logging onto Twitter to watch good ol musky boy starting a false race war