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Rose

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she/they/he • 24 • pfp by @notohsoserious 10/1/2025 🧡💚

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Joined January 2021
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I implore you all to have sex in real life JUST ONCE, it's life changing I promise.
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I love HOMEstuck twitter fans, tell me why Im getting quote retweets saying this is RAPE.... hold on guys.... HE FUCKS HIM CONSENTUALLY!!!!!! PLEASE
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In light of the DirkJake hating; Ult Dirk mind controlling Jake and they have crazy hate sex wherein Dirk dominates the fuck out of Jake and humiliates him. Jake cries as he gets his ass destroyed, Amen.
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In light of the DirkJake hating; Ult Dirk mind controlling Jake and they have crazy hate sex wherein Dirk dominates the fuck out of Jake and humiliates him. Jake cries as he gets his ass destroyed, Amen.
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What's with all the dirkjake hate recently, man. How is it darkshipping, you people are under spells.
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If I said I was going as Ernie (Jake) and my bf was going as Bert (Dirk) for Halloween, would you guy’s say thats DirkJake core or should I lms (Love my self) #dirkjake
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If I said I was going as Bert and my bf was going as Ernie for Halloween, would you guus say thats DirkJake core or should I kms?
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happy halloween ^_^ #dirkjake
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It's a very dirkjake halloween this year, isn't it fellas?
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next update jake shoots dirk and fingers the wound do we agree i hope so 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️
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Okay, what about totally insane, deranged, animalistic DirkJake sex where they are hiking (Jake's idea) in the middle of nowhere... Thoughts? Anyone?
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Go, my Jakelings.
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Anyways... DirkJake frotting, AM I RIGHT?
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Rose (@CaptainHal_) profile pictureRose@CaptainHal_Oct 27
You guys gotta stop giving this histrionic personality disorder Dirk Strider larper attention.
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You guys gotta stop giving this histrionic personality disorder Dirk Strider larper attention.
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GT: Stupid fuck'in cunt. #homestuck #dirkjake #hsbc #bgd
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upd8 #homestuck #dirkjake #hsbc
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Can they just fuck already ohhh my god.
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I felt the aura leak out of me and dribble down my leg.
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Okay so,,,, it's true. Jake wants to fuck karkat simply to get back at Dirk. It's always been DirkJake all the way down. We are eating TONIGHT
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How do I make good DirkJake tweets
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