Hi, I’m DL. Toxic fixed DirkJake monoshipper. Big fan of 🥩 & 🍭 DirkJake. I’m male & crazy. he/it. 18+. preferably DNI with me. 😇

rumble in the pumpkin patch
Joined August 2026
!! strictly a DirkJake dumping ground !! i only intend to interact with DirkJake-centric accounts & people 16+. feel free to follow/comment or wtv, but i probably won’t interact with or reciprocate outside of DirkJake focused accs 🧡💚 NO POST-CANON H8 HERE (`_´)ゞ
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& Jake still imagined dirk as his bf even after dis #yolo #4lifers
Oh that's a character being genuine in the middle of the evil insane candy chapter
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BURROW DEN MAKEOVER 4 my little healed ult dirk!!! ignore the layering UI u cant use or remove dat shit
u guys have no idea how good the fucking makeover i’ve been working dis entire day is. IM GONNA SHOW. BUT ITS SO GOODDD compared to dis mess
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Dirkjake is my life #homestuck
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u guys have no idea how good the fucking makeover i’ve been working dis entire day is. IM GONNA SHOW. BUT ITS SO GOODDD compared to dis mess
my humble abode... 2nd floor isnt finished cuz idk wat to put there... its like the perfect space for a chair and like a pc
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whenever hs2 or frs called dirk handsome in the commentary i rubbed my belly like a happy seal
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jake pistol whipping dirk + meat dirkjake = gay sex
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when i go to sit down i arch my back a little so my butt takes up the whole seat if that makes sense
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the mindgames jake played on dirk were pretty funny especially the stonewalling
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glad dirk got himself out of that nasty cycle, wouldve gone nowhere anyway
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dirkjake version right NOW!
Replying to @scar_v0
ah so moe... dirkjake version when...
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this fandom. needs to learn. that there are. more than 2 gay male body types. those 2 body types being twink and bear. please. i cant do this
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TELL ME WHO SOLO DIRKJAKE PLS. 😂😂😂
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everyone on that vs fashion show runway walking stiffer than a dick
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so many dirk ships are fagbreaking but woke
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jake #lowkey
it’s always “we need more low empathy characters” until a character is actually low empathy then fans want to make a bunch of ooc angst slop
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the way they didnt give him a higher heel for no reason
Sheds a single really masc tear. It’s just so good. Jake motherfucking English
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sleepy sleepy
Replying to @scar_v0
Can u please do dave sleeping in a really comfy bed. drooling a little too maybe if that isnt too muych to ask
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