I'm a mom. I'm a wife. I'm a reader. I'm a bookkeeper and an old @linuxjournal cronie. Frequently over-caffeinated. Unapologetically opinionated.

Austin, TX
Joined May 2008
So much for "Democracy Dies In Darkness" @washingtonpost - you may need to change that. Shame on you @JeffBezos
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Shout out to @googlefiber 's tech in ATX. He had to move the box and then re-run a bad cable - was super nice and accommodating. A++ #ByeByeSpectrum
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Candy Beauchamp retweeted
Titanic tourists sink in submarine: whole world watches as navies spare no expense to find them Hundreds of migrants sink in overcrowded boat: Hope you can swim, losers
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Today, the People's House – your house – sends a clear message to the country and to the world. America is a nation of pride.
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Happy #Pride!
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Amazon told me I'd like @brosthemovie starring @billyeichner. Aside from the fact that it's super freaky how much Amazon and Google know about me... the movie was really good. Yeah, it's a "RomCom" with a kind of typical storyline.
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I look forward to the day that the fact that it was about two guys isn't all over the damn marketing. It shouldn't matter. I only vaguely recall this being in theaters. It's a shame it didn't do better. It was nice to see the cast was actually LGBTQ+ actors though. Worth a watch
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and a rewatch. Funny and heartwarming like a good romcom should be.
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I miss Twitter. The good Twitter that fell between it being such a small community you could actually read the public feed and the dumpster fire it's quickly headed towards. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Candy Beauchamp retweeted
.@JohnFetterman is FAR from the first senator do this. But he’s the first to have the stones to announce it. A stroke is obviously traumatic and I’m glad he’s addressing the understandable effect on his mental health too. He’s the real deal. This is awesome leadership.
Inbox: John Fetterman's office says he checked himself into Walter Reed hospital last night to receive treatment for clinical depression.
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Ok @Banfield - huge recommendation - your hold music/peppy lady selling me pet stuff. I'm on hold to talk to someone about putting my dog to sleep. She's old. Can we have an option to just have SILENCE? It's not helping, just making us all even more sad and the situation harder.
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It's truly sickening how often House Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene act like total assholes and receive no reprimand or consequences for their disrespectful, boorish behavior. You're members of Congress. ACT LIKE IT.
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Candy Beauchamp retweeted
That was perhaps the best speech of Biden's presidency. When he summons his populist side, speaking for people left behind across America, that has real power. And his decency was a contrast to the disrespectful heckling he was subjected to.
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No one would ever accuse me of being a @SpeakerMcCarthy fan, but I was heartened to see him shushing his folks. This new thing where the SOTU is interrupted by people just wanting to be in the conversation the next day is gross. Clap, don't clap. But don't be an asshole.
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Ozzy is one hell of a performer. Talent, chaos, insanity, and even more talent. You truly left it all on the stage, Ozzy. <3
This is probably one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to share with my loyal fans…
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So sad to see @amazonsmile is ending. I loved that they promoting giving to small local charities. I get that they want to make a larger impact, but our small local charities need help too. This was a great way to support local charities. #disappointed tinyurl.com/2z5vmvoj
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OMG, @RandyRainbow You are all kinds of genius.
🎶Speaker of the House... Cunning little chap...🎶🤣 #NewVideo #Parody
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I'm fresh out of prayers and positive thoughts.
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I'm thrilled to be joined on the Science Committee by my Republican colleague Dr. George Santos, winner of not only the Nobel Prize, but also the Fields Medal - the top prize in Mathematics - for his groundbreaking work with imaginary numbers. axios.com/2023/01/17/george-…
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