Thug pulls a knife on me and threatens to make me 'scream like a Canary'. I spent 5 minutes laughing before I had the breath to reply.
Holy international conspiracy Batman. I need @OracleMask for this one.
And so long as I keep telling myself that, I'm sure I won't blow up the server room just by being too close.
I'm just glad to be out of the elevator shaft. Now I just have to get past the biometrics and plug this drive into a sever. Easy as pie.
I missed the old days of knocking out bad guys and binding them up in storage closets. This has been good for me.
I've seen a lot of crazy things in my chosen profession but 'Zombie Batman is now following you on twitter' really made me blink.
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Yanno, if this was Rome I'd be Toga-Man. Does whatever a toga does. What does a toga do? Covers nakedness and doubles as a bed sheet. Handy.
@Pentharis Therapy is all about sharing secrets. I can't imagine any costumed heroes taking part. I've got @oraclemask and ice cream.
I love that you're trying to get fit, kid, but don't do it by running through Robinson Park alone at night. You must be new to Gotham.
Insider tip: if you want to keep the use of your legs don't run away from me after you've mugged some college kid.
