Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Tag on the costume says Property of @Marvel, but you knew that already. Right? #Spiderman #Marvel #AcrossTheSpiderVerse
New York City
Joined March 2009
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Welcome, True Believer!
Here’s where I talk to my friends from home, across the Spider-Verse and also you! Just @ me.
Unless I’m chasing down a Goblin or trying to stop a Rhino because, you know...
Great power, great responsibility.
- Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.
I’m just a guy in a mask.
The FDNY and the NYPD are the true heroes of this city. We’re forever thankful for what you did.
Then, now and always.
“Hey, that’s cool. A temper I can handle.
You see, I’m something of a Wolverine whisperer myself.”
I think…I think I’m just gonna keep a safe distance from Squirrelverine.
If there’s anything I’ve learned over all these years wearing the mask, it’s that you always beat the bad guy quicker if you let them get the monologue out of their system first.
Sometimes I wish Doc Connors had chosen to inject himself with the DNA of a lizard that enjoys hiding on rooftops, or maybe even a picturesque botanical garden.
But no. He had to go and experiment with the kind that prefers stinky sewer water.
So gross. Just so, so gross.
