Willing things into existence as the monkey paw curls

Somewhere inbetween
Joined July 2011
Maintain to this day that this is the most underrated Simpsons joke and it gets me every time
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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Please somebody save this and I promise to buy it even if it turns out to be bad
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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#17 / #GearsOfWar 3 / #XboxSeriesX Glad to have the trilogy complete ahead of E-Day. Solid close out. Hoped for more from the end but the gameplay has aged really well and is plenty satisfying. Marcus and co are at their most investable. Was just left wanting a bit. 8.5/10
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“Anybody else who has the guts to do what it takes to be great... to really be great.” After #AEWAllOut, @JonMoxley reflects with raw honesty, hard-earned perspective, and a reminder that greatness comes with a cost. Watch #AEWDynamite A Tribute to PAC on TBS & HBO Max
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Tonight, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, @BastardPAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, tonight! This one’s for Ben.
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Forever our Bastard. Always in our hearts. 🖤
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#16 / #GTA Vice City / #PS5 The trilogy game I’m least nostalgic for but it’s enjoyable. VC is well realised and Tommy is a big improvement on Claude. I’m old and don’t have time to invest in the sandbox but the authored content is great*. *Shitter final mission (again). 8/10
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#15 / #FFVII Rebirth / #PS5 I’d blame myself for my burnout on this because I wanted to do everything but if I hadn’t, I’d never have finished for being under-levelled. Art direction, music, lore; all wonderful. It’s just the content for content’s sake. 96 hours. Rough. 8.5/10
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#14 / #Pokémon Leaf Green / #NintendoSwitch2 The first legitimate replay on here, 20 years on from my first. Still have my GBA cartridge. Pokémon in its pomp. I’m forever a genwunner but with Gen 3 overlays and a tonne of post-game, it’s one of Game Freak’s best efforts. 9/10
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It’s easier said than done because of habit, discourse and popular opinion outside of the bubble, but every now and again a brand comes back swinging and it’s often because the competitor opens the door by being lazy, greedy or arrogant. PlayStation fancy themselves a hat-trick.
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Meanwhile, Xbox deliver disc to digital, may provide an option for physical (even if external, which is all I ask), reinstate exclusivity (even if case by case), get HIDEO KOJIMA(!!!) to invest his time into their platform and haven’t been treating the user base with disdain.
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Foolishly, believed Sony would go one more round with physical instead of killing it, continue to deliver worthwhile exclusives (even if they’ve largely wasted this generation), and probably undercut Xbox given the scope of Helix sounding pretty feature rich.
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Kind of wild that five months ago I thought I was done with Xbox. Not because I wanted to be but there was no reason to stick around with no exclusivity, the expectation of an all digital system and soaring prices meaning it’s probably one of the other.
PlayStation in 2026: - End Destiny - End physical gaming forever - End porting exclusives to PC - Completely lose Hideo Kojima - Attempt to cancel Kojima's next Metal Gear franchise - Kojima cuts ties entirely and goes to XBOX - Force your single-player studios to make live service games - Concord happens - Proceed to cancel most of them, losing years of development time and billions of dollars - Buy Bluepoint and have them make a live-service rather than remakes - Close Bluepoint down before they release any games - Start selling vertical stands separately rather than have them come with the console - Console prices at an all-time high Genuinely... what is going on at Sony. disaster after disaster, huge L after L. They were my favorite gaming company throughout the PS4 generation but genuinely, how do you lose EVERYONE this fast? Meanwhile, XBOX is taking full advantage of this and priming a major comeback next generation. A literal generational fumble happening at Sony.
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If you’re one of the absolute twats that claps these dickheads off at full time you deserve another relegation #lcfc
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I’m forever here mentally
England's own @WillOspreay has his family, friends, country and even some rivals behind him as he challenges @KennyOmegamanX for the AEW World Title in our MAIN EVENT! Watch #AEWAllIn London LIVE on HBO Max PPV
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#13 / #GTA 3 / #PS4 Never finished it as a kid (had too much fun causing carnage). Aiming to beat all 3D GTAs before 6. Started a year ago so now locking in. Would have benefitted from voicing Claude. Last mission is a nightmare. What an achievement for the time, though. 7/10
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#12 / #HaloCampaignEvolved / #XboxSeriesX Some of the level reworks are improvements (The Library) but I just don’t think 343 get it or Chief, especially in those new missions. New cutscenes are welcome but for the invasion of Disney Comedy writing. Frame dips are bad. 7.5/10
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#11 / #Denshattack / #XboxSeriesX THPS x Sonic x Thomas the Tank Engine Tonne of fun, though stress inducing when trying to complete all Dares (pro gamer, over here). Always innovating on itself just as you get to grips with the last mechanic. Bursts off the screen. 8.5/10
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I am so up for tonight
CM Punk remix England x Miseria Cantare
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It’s just pure corruption, isn’t it? I love the World Cup. Have loved this one. But let’s not pretend that corporation and politics haven’t made for one of the worst viewing experiences. Backdooring quarters and undermining competition. Trump and Infantino are perfect together.
🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card. FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee. FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.
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