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Joined September 2019
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I am not joking either and I KNOW all of you are seeing my tweet. I will see you on the road and ask you about this. Don't play with me, unno know seh me dawk already. Someone done share it in the Campion GC, fix this shit now !
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Jason Kelce needs to read to the room. Telling us about his exceptional treatment from the Eagles medical staff, doesn't change the fact that Jalen Hurts could've dropped dead on that field after being cleared to play with a blood clot. Shoutout to his wife Kylie though!🙂
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This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Tomorrow my book turns 1!!!! Celebrate by grabbing a copy! It’s also available on Kindle+ a.co/d/04qj746Z I can also ship your copy via Knutsford Express ☺️
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why arent mixed asians called combinasians
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North West as Natalie Nunn for Halloween
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When someone is mad over my political opinion, but the next topic is religion
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I don’t think people with no kids understand just how much free time they have.
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Me and 5 o’clock go together real bad!
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Piggy backing. My lived experience 4 DV. For 7 out of 8 yrs I endured it. I thought I could love him enough for him not to feel insecure. I went through every single 1 of d abuses. Financial, emotional, physical, verbal etc. he went as far as wanting me to cut of family n friends
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That’s cause Cavill gives a shit about his work… and the dumbfuck writers of the Witcher hated him for it.
Karen Gillan, who is a Highlander, says Henry Cavill's Scottish accent in the Highlander reboot is absolutely "bang on" She also says he was so dedicated to authenticity, he was even correcting people who were mispronouncing Gaelic words (via @Collider)
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we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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For women who got an epidural, how's your back now?😒
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It’s cheaper to fly to Miami than stay at a hotel in Mobay. It’s THAT crazy
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That lady MP is very dangerous and I’ll be here when you all realize it too ! She was sooooo “flabbergasted” when she thought that young lady actually abused Don, now she is silent .
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Share with parents and teachers
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Lol 3 seconds of him saying she hit me and immediately he was believed and defended Not one of you asked why he stayed
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“E para quem está na internet falando sobre o meu jeito de andar, foram necessários TRÊS homens para carregar essas asas e colocá-las nas minhas costas. Pensem nisso! 🫶”. - Elsa Hosk via Instagram Stories.
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When Umar is on, he’s on.
Okay @BET this may be an interesting show
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