PROUD SOUTH AFRICAN. 🇿🇦❤️🪷 Life is a vapour. Have empathy, Live simple, Trust God. Awake, not woke.

Durban, Kwa-Zulu Natal
Joined February 2021
Calshush retweeted
When the whole world does violent protests, it's patriotism. But when South Africans do peaceful protests, it's Xenophobic.
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Pull over safely add starts in 2 minutes.
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yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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Calshush retweeted
I actually wish transgender women could get periods. The whole movement will be gone in a month!
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The hair and collar adjust. PERFECT.
Went to the Brentford Liverpool game on Sat. Headed the ball. LIFE COMPLETE. 'Av it
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it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
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Calshush retweeted
We have flying cars before cures for endometriosis.
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Calshush retweeted
The modern workplace has become a psychological experiment in how much ridiculous nonsense and mistreatment humans will tolerate for money.
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Calshush retweeted
just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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Being disliked by toxic people is the #1 sign you’re winning in life.
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Calshush retweeted
Aucune place pour la violence ✨
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République. Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis. Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation. Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
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Calshush retweeted
being discrete with alcohol around children is truly a lost art in the community
Why tf my 94 year old grand uncle out here at my baby cousin 1st birthday party sneak drinking Hennessy from a Capri Sun box
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Calshush retweeted
I am not even exaggerating, Druski videos gotta be the funniest of all time man 😭
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Calshush retweeted
Individual wealth can shield you from many personal struggles, but it can never fully protect you from systemic failure. No amount of money can indefinitely compensate for a society that is fundamentally broken.
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Calshush retweeted
don’t invite me to your church if you guys call your pastor “daddy”
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Having parents you can call when life gets hard.
Something people rarely call a luxury but should…
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This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination
Swimmers enjoying the London Sky Pool which is believed to be the world’s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers 👀
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Me when my manager asks how far I am with a project I haven’t even started 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Don’t ever present again, ever!
I present to you Beetroot 🤝
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Corporate logic is eight senior managers meeting to discuss the work while the one person who’s actually going to do the work isn’t invited.
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