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Cabbage Cat

@CabbageCatMemes

i think the internet is fine but mainly i hope the world ends

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Joined December 2013
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Interviewer: can u tell me about The Gap in ur resume Me: yes it’s a store at the mall it’s kind of like old navy
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Yoga class is just Simon says for ppl who think fortune tellers are real
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So blessed 🙏 just bought my first house at age 19 and all I had to do was pretend I’m a girl online for money
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She quit her job at hot topic to pursue her art career full time
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Spent my $1400 on this mood ring toilet seat how did I live without this
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Can’t wait til quarantine ends so I can be in the corner of the party like this
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Pov ur eating a loaf of bread
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How I sleep knowing absolutely nothing at all
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Derek@DerekRuffian24 Oct 2020
Home made vanilla bean ice cream from scratch 😋
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Y’all rly crying over guys that look like this
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Dogs be like I know a place then bring u here
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Oh u like lil Wayne name 12,000 of his songs
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Me reading the group chat I haven’t responded to in six months
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Me waiting for my parents to stop fighting so I can tell them I threw up and ate it all
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Me: I don’t usually do this on the first date aha My dog:
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$10,000,000 if you finish the whole thing who u calling for help 🤔
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Me asking the veterinarian for a bunch of fuckin ketamine
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Me waiting for my wife to finish making love to her boyfriend so I can tell her I shit my pants
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Me at 3am right before I fuck up my entire house
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