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My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence
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And the Academy Award goes to... xitter.cf/Omarpy202/status/10810…
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So last night Aly and I went on a haunted tractor ride and our drivers name was Terry. We were riding for about 10 min and finally we drove up to the scary part of the woods. Then some kid on the back of the trailer yelled “Put it in reverse Terry!” 🚜🎃💀
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????
Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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Zig Zag.
1. a pattern created using alternating course.
2. another word for skiing.
Trailer release 7.22.18
#level1zigzag
level1.ski
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When a customer says she’s gonna call cooperate xitter.cf/kilianbloat7/status/10…
happy birthday to my all time favorite person and best friend @aubintank I hope you felt more special than ever today. you are loved more than you know 💛 love you sooo much
