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When your nephew asks for ketchup for Christmas, you get him ketchup for Christmas
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i love that me and my dog are the stupidest bitches around: a short compilation
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This is the purest, most wholesomest thing my eyes have ever witnessed on this app
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Ladies, if he:
- never texts you back
- ignores your tweets
- fakes right
- breaks left
- isn’t afraid to shoot the outside J
- has his head in the game, but his heart in the song
He’s not your man. He’s Troy Bolton.
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going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
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The romaine empire has fallen.
Caesar is dead.
Lettuce pray. – at Sleepy Hollow, NY
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*sees an avocado*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me:
"It’s an avocadooooo, thanks"













