bio (formerly known as about me)

Joined November 2013
bloody hell, look how satisfying feb 2021 is – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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realised i’m at that stage in life when all i can think about is the reflux
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will never be as good as the original xitter.cf/cpmilnes/status/130259…
calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to
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Celebrating two years of @NorthBrewCo Running Club last week.
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Dutch national anthem always giving “partridge in a pear tree” vibes 🇳🇱 – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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perfect prep for leading at @NorthBrewCo running club tomorrow 🏃🏻‍♂️
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I love the way this is filmed to really put you into first person - you’re just at the bar trying to get a thirst-quenching pint - and this geezer won’t stop talking to you about how his son grew his hair. – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
I don’t like to share GB News but this is honestly one of the most (accidental?) Partridge clips I have ever seen
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Curtis Parker-Milnes retweeted
We’ve been asking the government to address our pay and workload concerns for months. But nobody has taken up our offer. Read more about why we’re striking: ow.ly/P5yc50Pj9Bs #respectradiography #NHSCrisis
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Curtis Parker-Milnes retweeted
Here's Curtis working on your results 😀 We had about 380 rather soggy finishers, bravo everyone who ran or volunteered today, you're all ace! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Curtis Parker-Milnes retweeted
Oh, I didn’t realise it worked like this! @grantshapps can I invoice you for the extra cost of my mortgage, energy bills and food which your party incontrovertibly caused?
I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill
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“vital we find a way to resolve these ongoing disputes” couldn’t be anything to do with the government not engaging in discussions, could it? – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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This is definitely a segment from a 90s TV show. – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
I’m about to meet with the supermarket bosses who have been ripping off motorists at the pump. I’ll demand they end any overcharging immediately and challenge them to hand over their pricing data. Lets see what they have to say…
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Chopper.
"You've called a life and death emergency line to say a helicopter has woken you up." This call to 999 was about the noise being generated by a police helicopter. They were searching for a missing women who was later found with serious injuries to her arms. #ThinkBeforeYouDial
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Curtis Parker-Milnes retweeted
NEW on fitIQ.io: WHOOP API access for everyone! 🥳 This one has been a long time coming. Huge thanks to @WHOOP for approving API access and the humans who helped along the way. Syncing between WHOOP + fitIQ is now a button press. More 👉 fitiq.io/about/whoop-api-int…
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“This is the one thing we did not want to happen.”
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please don’t make me watch the football :(
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within 90 seconds of the half starting, again 🙃🙃🙃 – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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somehow i made this, this morning.
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