Themme Fatale. Needy Witch. Malkavian. Senior Policy Counsel at @transequality. They/She. Tweets are my own.
The Cobweb
Joined October 2012
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Charlotte Persephone retweeted
Ticketmaster is like “we’ve hidden five Taylor Swift tickets in chocolate bars located across the world GOOD LUCK”
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
me trying to figure out how ticketmaster wasn’t prepared for the demand for Taylor Swift tickets when they sent out the codes themselves to control a certain amount of people entering the presale #TheErasTour
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
Caesar: So, if I declare myself dictator, I'll keep the power for the rest of my life?
Oracle: Yes! *whispers* 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
"Never giving up this hellsite," a tale in 3 parts – at North Carolina, USA
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
it is demoralizing to know that you are a website's product but really energizing to know that you can be a really terrible product
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
my train has been stopped in a random patch of northern louisiana for over an hour and @CPHotmess has reliably informed me its because an old timey man with a handlebar mustache has tied a woman to the tracks
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
we're not even there yet, but me and @CPHotmess are already winning at Saturnalia (our big vampire larp that you're gonna hear ALL about for the next few days)
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
This treasure chest has been verified by your barbarian's investigation check.
ALT A perfectly normal treasure chest with multiple eyes, gnashing teeth and long tongue that has a Twitter Blue verification checkmark.
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
sufjan stevens me watching the
election results
🤝
quitting after two states
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
I don’t dress for men, I dress to look like someone who would befriend a crow
Charlotte Persephone retweeted
on Halloween, someone reported this house in Baltimore to the Health Department for illegally running a restaurant out of a residence 😭
