My resignation letter:

Dot: Some dogs see the empty food bowl and say, 'why?' I dream foods that never were and say, 'why not?'

TICKETS ACQUIRED

Holy shit

I would try to find the worst toilet in Scotland

Apparently I’m Fan Verified as a verified fan. No idea what they did to verify. Probably called like ran a credit check and checked out what I listen to on Spotify and whatnot?

.@jameybash: While we’re in New Orleans, I would love to get some great Cajun food. Me: I know a place.

On the plane and still wearing the hat because hahahaha the state of airplane storage these days