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Can often be heard shouting “play Samantha Mumba” in gay bars. Love board games and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

West Midlands, England
Joined April 2021
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I think that Jed Ward assist may be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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Balogun earning a big money (well biggish) move to the premier league - I swear @NickMiller79 called that during the @FootballCliches World Cup XI a few weeks ago.
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The save for the fourth Nigerian penalty is the oddest thing I’ve ever seen. #AFCON2025
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This is the only day you can rt this
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Not sure if @FootballCliches are watching, but the commentator from the Egypt v Zimbabwe match is taking the “Andy Gray telling us what the players are saying” commentary to another level!
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Gone too soon 🕊️
232 years ago today, Marie Antoinette was guillotined.
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Imagine arresting an 83 year old woman priest peacefully opposing a genocide. Not sure how those cops go home and look their families in the eye, or sleep at night.
BREAKING: Reverend Sue Parfitt, 83, was just arrested under the Terrorism Act again, for a sign which said "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action" Early this week she said: "Palestine Action are not a terrorist organisation. They damaged weapons used on Palestinians."
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Big up this kid. The BBC asked him about his A-level results. And he called them out for being complicit in the genocide.
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You have to respect how much he hates her
Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t want to cameo in the upcoming Harry Potter series on HBO Max “I’m very excited to have that torch passed. But I don’t think it needs me to physically pass it”
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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Has to be.
Olivia Rodrigo just said her favourite pub ever is in Manchester but she’s gatekeeping it, wonder which one it is
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Standing Together: A United Front For Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ [Visual description: Three graphics showing a joint statement from Birmingham Pride, Brighton Pride, Pride in London and Manchester Pride.
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“By the way” @FootballCliches this you?
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Next year: reduce the prize fund for every faithful binned off in the final. All Jake and Leanne had to do was keep voting and watching their winnings go up and up. #TheTraitors
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“Who told you about the shield, Freddie?” “Diane” “She was in Series 2” #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
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Haven't seen female drama like this since they kicked Keisha out of the Sugababes #thetraitors
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Good that the ghost of Christmas yet to come has found work out of season #TheTraitors
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Happy that Joe has gone, but he’s such an awful faithful he was definitely worth keeping. #TheTraitors
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“Wallace building those trousers for his dog? Just so he doesn’t have to walk him? It’s lazy, he got that dog in good faith, he should walk him - it’s his job!”
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