Crazy Crypto Investor.

Canada
Joined December 2016
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What is a No-loss raffle? - If you win, you get a box with 2 Pupkins - If you lose, you'll get your Schiffy amount back. Let's say there are 18,000 tickets purchased and you own 1 ticket. That 1 ticket has a 10% chance to win, meaning if you want 1 box you'll need 10 tickets to get "one based on probability". However, holding Mokis/Schiffy and how early you purchase your ticket also factor in to this probability to give you a higher chance. You'll need robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18 for the Pupkins mint to enter, the official CA is: 0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18
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Bankhaus team is proud to announce the audit export. Hand the auditor one period, proven line by line, and nothing else. An audit file holds every sealed transfer you sent between two dates, each as a letter the auditor checks against the chain, plus the total. The auditor also lists your transfers for the period on chain and matches them: a line left out shows as missing, one invented shows as extra. Nothing before, nothing after, never your balance. More details at bankhaus.app/audit
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The Pupkins Gen 0 mint will start on Oct 27 @ 11 AM ET/3 PM UTC via a No-loss Raffle priced in a set amount of $SCHIFFY. 2000 Boxes total with 2 Pupkins per Box. Each Pupkin carries tokenized stock with some Schiffy tokens, and is able to earn additional rewards within the Pupkin world. The amount of Schiffy required will be announced closer to mint. Here is everything you need to know to get ready👇
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We just added alerts and webhooks, where your keys are, not on our server. A notification on your device when a payment lands, a letter names you or an agent queues something. A signed webhook for your server, a tool for your agent. All of it polls the chain itself: no subscription list anywhere, and no alert ever carries a figure. bankhaus.app/docs#alerts
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Eleven days ago Bankhaus was a brief. Today it is a private bank live on Robinhood Chain. Eight contracts, source verified. A real zero-knowledge verifier checking every transfer. Letters, envelopes, payroll, x402, multi-path, hidden recipients. Five surfaces, 26 agent tools, 87 checks on the bytecode. Zero servers holding a key, zero figures on chain. And the token bonded along the way. This is the floor, not the ceiling.
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Finally here: the Bankhaus SDK. The whole house as a library. npm install bankhaus-sdk. Sealed sends, multi-path, hidden recipient, payroll, letters, envelopes, x402 on both sides. Paper mode for tests with the real proofs; live mode on Robinhood Chain with your key in your own process. No API keys, because there is no server of ours to hold one. bankhaus.app/docs#sdk
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LONG coins update as of 10/16 - $GM joins the LONG9 - robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18 up to $4m - $STRATEGY jumps to #6 Honestly surprised a TSLA pair didn't pump with the new flying car announced by @Tesla LONG9 total market cap: $161,000,000
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Epic run on $IGNITION. $12.1k to $1.8M MC. Come through to TG
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// agent M is now market making $AGEM // our own token, our own MM // set your volume, track every trade // start your own MM with agent M
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ATH on $SCHIFFY comes with or without you.
Looks like they are about to let us run back another -80% dip setup. - Top 3 Long Eco token - Meme/Play2Earn Game upfront - Gold liquidity dominance backend - Flywheel driven by in-game activity One of the first utility projects being built in the Long eco that will set the tone for going beyond memecoins. Also has a powerful token flywheel $SCHIFFY on the verge of a breakout. Gave you the full breakdown on MCG.
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Schiffy is currently no. 1 in LONG resilience ranking ahead of AI with a 104m mcap.
Schiffy is currently no. 1 in LONG resilience ranking ahead of AI with a 104m mcap. Repricing soon imo
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Today the app learns seven new languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch and Polish. 15 in total. touchgrass.family
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I am bullish on robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18
I am bullish on robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18
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I am bullish on robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18
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Tbh I’m oversized in $Copy, my typical position in this kind of trade would be twice as small, but this time it doesn’t feel wrong. First of all, I do believe social trading will be a big trend this cycle and one of the most effective ways to onboard new traders. I already have a couple of friends who joined crypto through TikTok and Kimchi reels. They have no idea how gas works or what a bridge is, but they don’t need it anyway as they are only using Fomo. So, Fomo will most likely be the main onboarding pipeline and, let’s be honest, 99% of these people will never try to learn how to trade, they will be chasing that “life-changing trade”. Here comes the copytrading: as social trading will become bigger, copytrading will follow. We’ve seen it so many times before: private trading groups, calls, copy trading on exchanges, etc. Now we are getting the same tool for onchain. All of these guys heard stories of how someone turned $100 into $1M and as far as I know no one wants to take the long path, crypto is still considered to be “quick money”. Now we come to $Copy, let’s keep it simple: they are earning around 1.5k per day during dry season, when onchain was a bit hotter it was around 3k per day. Add to it that their bot is super simple, has many tools, it’s not an AI slop and their metrics are growing + they’ve increased their buybacks up to 50%. You won’t tell me many 2M tokens whose bearish case is earning around 500k annually. Bullish case is obviously much higher and I would rather count on it as we are at the beginning of the bull. So yeah, it will be revalued. You can ignore anything, but numbers😉
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different roads, same mission. hood morning.
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The Touch Grass iOS app is done. Here’s a first look. We’re submitting it to the App Store review very soon. Once Apple gives the green light, anyone with an iPhone can walk outside and start catching stocks, no wallet needed. iPhone people, start stretching your legs. Touch Grass is about to go global.
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sorry for how quiet the account has been lately. we’re a small team for now and we have a lot to handle, but we’re shipping, as you can see. there’s been a lot of noise around us. we don’t pay attention to insults or FUD. the chart also follows volume across all of Robinhood Chain, so putting all the blame on us isn’t fair. (another big announcement is coming tonight on @TouchGrassRWA)
5 new updates just went live on Touch Grass. • PnL cards: everything you've ever caught, priced at today's close. Cost basis: your legs. One tap to post it. • Buy the dip, literally: when a stock closes 3% down, its balloons fall to the sidewalk and you can catch them from 60 m instead of 40. Friday, $GME closed +5.06%, so its balloons are still floating. • The relay: one full share of $NVDA ($229) is waiting at the Apple Store on the Champs-Élysées. Carry it from person to person, 48h each, 50 km minimum per hand. Whoever sets it down in London keeps it. • The certificate: a photo of your hand on real grass, checked by a machine. Astroturf gets refused. One a day, keep your streak going. • Verified human: meet another player IRL and scan their code. If one of you is verified, you both are. Bots can't shake hands. Which one are you trying first?
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gMOO🐮 We all went through this before, so many times that we lost count - ups, downs, ups again, more downs, declared dead, then many more ups, the type of cycle every fresh new narrative experiences. Many uncertainties ahead of the market and nothing is guaranteed. Bitcoin or even crypto altogether seems to have decoupled from the Macro. But the memory cow believes that if there is still a clear narrative that can couple crypto with Macro in a big way, this is it! And MOO is coupled with the alpha of the Macro. Looking at these numbers, think about how they will be repriced as the market starts to come to realize the paradigm shift. Memory Supercycle RWA innovation by LONG on Robinhood Nothing fundamental changed Eyes on the ball Moo that
$MU $SKHY What would you pay for this? -$500B in earnings by 2028 -5 year LTAs, some running to 2031 -HBM ASP +124% in 2027 -CEO: “Supply will be increased with discipline” -Physical AI & Edge AI Memory The market’s answer: 4.9x 🤯
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gMOO🐮 Just gonna put it out here, the holy farther approved the Memory Supercycle🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 Amen✝️ Moo that
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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