@CCoderDyne

This account shouldn't be necessary, YOU SEE.

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Joined November 2023
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Coder CoderDyne retweeted
Roger@Roger247_9h
Sniper wouldn't use a visible laser.
jasper nathaniel
@infinite_jaz12h
In Hebron, an IDF sniper casually aiming his laser at our car full of clearly marked journalists.
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Replying to @ChelieinTX @Gormogons
GP ISN'T ALLOWED LENTILS AND CABBAGE, CHELIE.
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Coder CoderDyne retweeted
Marielle Redclaw
@MarieleRedclaw5h
The psychopaths consider anything but a perfectly flat chested, cylindrical woman to be goonslip.
Awesomust@awesomust11h
I honestly don’t get the “goonslop” thing. This is just a woman. Are conventionally attractive women goonslop? I personally find it sexist that people see women and immediately think of “male gaze.” And the swimsuit thing… women wear swimsuits. I see that a lot. I’m from MIAMI
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Replying to @cheesetrader1 @miles_commodore
It warms my soul-shaped void.
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Because their taste buds aren't as sensitive, so black coffee doesn't taste as bitter as it did when they were younger.
Miles Commodore
@miles_commodore11h
Why do so many older people drink their coffee black?
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Replying to @gscottoliver
I'm just mad I didn't get there first.
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Replying to @NixAshes
Then why did the police give me all those citations last time? 🤔
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Replying to @alexthechick
WHAT MANNER OF SORECERY IS THIS?!
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Replying to @nightowlnomore
That can be arranged, Gracie. 😏
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Replying to @Jeff_Weimer @alexthechick @AnnieAgar
The hair. 😂😂😂
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Apparently @alexthechick gets her own day in Wales.
Cardiff Council@cardiffcouncil17h
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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Replying to @sithkhan @zakn
As close as most of us will ever get again.
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Also known as @Gormogons GP's theme song.
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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This is why we need 20,000 more data centers.
Yuna Hoshizora@YunaHoshizora2011h
I saw this lingerie and thought it was pretty 🥰 How would it look on me? #AIart️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️
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Replying to @historybythpint
Oh good, she got that Man Cold I sent her. I was worried it wouldn't arrive in time for her birthday.
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Replying to @WriteGrlProbs @ShadesOfRani
A Man Cold would leave you unconscious before your first sniffle.
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Replying to @RealKhaylee
Fortunately the floor isn't very far away. 😬
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Coder CoderDyne retweeted
Jordanreviewsittt
@jordanreviewsitOct 24
Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
Avery
@AverysurgeOct 24
12 years later. Same restaurant. Same table. 🥹❤️
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Replying to @RealKhaylee
I took it as half-joking. I often bury a half-truth in a half-joke, and that looked like something I might have said. As for the rest, I apologize if I overstepped. In my defense, I was on my third glass of wine when I wrote it, which in hindsight was probably not the greatest plan I've ever come up with. I'll go back in my box now.
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When did @alexthechick move to Illinois? 🤔
Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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