@Gormogons

Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.

 Castle Gormogon
gormogons.com
Joined December 2009
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CZ Get your coat. We're going to the movie theater. Right now.
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GorT: i wonder if, like the ads, when GP has.....issues...he yells, "Braaaaaaawwww...neeeeeee...." and then this dreamy guy shows up.
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CZ I'm sure he thinks so.
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CZ So the winner was Prof. Plum in the library with the knife. The drink had a piece of plum skewered by a drink saber, was light lavender in color, and served on a coaster made of a Photoshopped library card. Contained plum juice, ume liqueur, and gin. Incredible flavor.
The Gormogons
@Gormogons
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CZ Check this out. We've been invited to a cocktail tasting around the game Clue. We'll be given cocktails by different bartenders. They've been given an envelope with typical Clue information. We have to guess who their "murderer" is by the ingredients. For example, plum would be an easy one. Hoping they didn't get mustard. But the clues could be weapon and room, too.
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CZ Check this out. We've been invited to a cocktail tasting around the game Clue. We'll be given cocktails by different bartenders. They've been given an envelope with typical Clue information. We have to guess who their "murderer" is by the ingredients. For example, plum would be an easy one. Hoping they didn't get mustard. But the clues could be weapon and room, too.
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Rx Hoping it's Dem Boyz
𝗘𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 🦅
@EaglesScoutRoom
Sep 18
Somebody is going to wake up 0-2 go birds
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GorT: gonna have to limit Doc's access if he keep this up.
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College Football Zone
@CollegeFBonX
16h
How many times are Ole Miss fans going to yell “F*** Lane Kiffin” on live television today?
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Brick Suit
@Brick_Suit
Sep 19
I'm tired of everyone asking, "Why do we need Greenland?" We need it for that 5 army per turn bonus!
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RX How Ole Miss sees Pete Golding
Shane Tuttle
@ShaneTuttleNCAA
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Ole Miss HC Pete Golding on having to play Lane Kiffin and LSU tonight: “I told my players tonight is life or death. Kiffin knows us, he’s the devil stepping in our territory. We have to send him back to hell.”
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Shane Tuttle
@ShaneTuttleNCAA
11h
Ole Miss HC Pete Golding on having to play Lane Kiffin and LSU tonight: “I told my players tonight is life or death. Kiffin knows us, he’s the devil stepping in our territory. We have to send him back to hell.”
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Rx As a member of the advance force, I say welcome to my phellow Philly brethren.
Barstool Philly
@BarstoolPhilly
Sep 18
Paul from Quakertown is ready for the Philly invasion of Nashville this weekend
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RX 👀
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
14h
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
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GorT:
Chip Bennett@chip_bennett
15h
Name a movie where the soundtrack is better than the film
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RX Dr. Mrs. Dr. J. and I are attending the American Cancer Society Gala DMDJ: What time is the Ole Miss Game today? Me: 6:30 PM DMDJ: … Me: … DMDJ: Hopefully they have a TV at the bar…
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Saban should be president in 2028 and I’m not remotely joking
Nick Perkins
@NickyPerks
14h
“If we had your gummies, we'd won more games” Protect Saban by any means necessary lmaoo the man is a national treasure
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RX Fuckin’ Legend
BaseballHistoryNut
@nut_history
18h
Bo Jackson won the state decathlon title in high school doing only 8 events! Was afraid of the pole vault and hated the mile run, so just got enough points in the other events to beat everyone else. No one comes close to him as an athlete. Imagine Derek Henry or Aaron Donald playing MLB and hitting home runs and throwing runners out at home from Right Center.
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CZ Lots of maps showing how Greenland strategically lies between us and Russia. Yeah, but it's not 1950. The value of Greenland is not where the land is, but what's in it. And this screws China way harder than it does Russia.
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Working from home has always been the same.
The Art Curator
@SeekAfterBeauty
Sep 18
I love the decision of this man to pay lots of money to have his portrait done trying to work while his daughter bothers him with a doll. Christopher Anstey with His Daughter (c. 1776), by William Hoare
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Morgan Rhinegelt@rhinegelt
Sep 19
It translates to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
Jim McMurtry
@JimMcMurtry01
Sep 18
SFU is now called xʷtatəl̕ləm ʔə ƛ̓ səltaɬ sme:nt / Xwta7ltáw̓txw tl’a Lheḵw’lhúḵw’aytn.
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