To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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Capitec is a lot of things but ka fraud you can’t touch them. They need your blood type and DNA strictly from your armpit hair before they send anyone R100K+.
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BREAKING: All attempts to fix Microsoft outage have failed or stalled.
Microsoft now identifying and attempting alternative work stream workarounds.
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[WATCH] "We have three organisations that can no longer be trusted. We have IDAC, which acted strangely; we have IGI which also conducted itself questionably; and IPID," National Intelligence Coordinating Committee's Dr Ntandazo Sifolo questions the integrity of three key security cluster institutions. #Newzroom405
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I'd love to live a dreamy life, I've got everything In my head how it should be, I'm doing my part and more than willing to do my part when the time comes, and I hope that God & life be fair to me and grant me my wish coz otherwise would really be the death of me.
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Another total coincidence.
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There is no cool way to chase your dreams , it is ugly , difficult and embarrassing.
This makes sense. The affairs are the public story.
Replying to @paulmozur
They may have had Jensen himself under surveillance via a FISA warrant and didn’t want to share any aspect of the operation with Singapore.
The board may have information that is non public that led to their decision to oust him, possibly even briefed by U.S. officials.
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Replying to @parismartineau
😂😂👀
Replying to @muheediva01
Toddlers will surprise you, lol. don’t be too hasty to trust them even when they’re your biological toddler.
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