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Tristan™

@BucketDipper

UNT Alum | World Class Hater | Comedy Gold Certified

Joined May 2015
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We did it @jamestalarico
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First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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francis wolf@francis__wolfNov 4
TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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Victoria Rose
@woahhvickyyyNov 2
today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join
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one million horses next
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Jesse knows it's time for change in Texas. Proud to have your support!
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Ken Paxton is selling off Texas — our land, our water, our communities. Data centers bankroll Paxton, they get tax breaks, and you get stuck with the bill. We can’t afford Ken Paxton’s corruption. (This ad was made by humans — not AI.)
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cabby@cabbyOct 2
my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars
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I no incel, papi. I truecel papi I sensitive. nunca nunca
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milo edwards@Milo_EdwardsSep 18
you can get trump to admit by almost anything by accusing him of not being the number one in the world at something
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparSep 18
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
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Dobson 🦋
@ByDobsonSep 14
Macklemore just basically fried Ed Sheeran on IG 💀
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Dobson 🦋 (@ByDobson) profile pictureDobson 🦋
@ByDobsonSep 14
maybe Macklemore deserved that GRAMMY after all
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MY GOAT MICHAEL JORDAN RUINED HIS LIFE (ethically) GAMBLING GTFO WITH THIS POLYMARKET CRAP LEBUM YOU ABSOLUTE FRAUD JORDAN THE GOAT FOREVER LFGGGGGG
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yakkocmn@yakkocmnSep 5
this might be the coolest wallpaper i've ever seen in my entire life
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Hey @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica I heard these guys are distributing ROMs and playing on frozen Stadium
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseSep 3
ARCADE.GOV 🕹️
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Duck Burger@DuckBurger4Aug 26
Ok I'm starting to see the appeal of an olympics where the athletes just explodes and die all the time
Takumi Kawasetsu, 川節拓実 (@takumi_k_jpn) profile pictureTakumi Kawasetsu, 川節拓実
@takumi_k_jpnAug 26
今はロボットって見た目やから良いけど、見た目がもっと人に近づいたら見るに堪えん感じはする
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penelope@KnausgaardFactsAug 12
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I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier
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