Tristan™ · Oct 22, 2025 · 3:06 AM UTC

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Tristan™@BucketDipper22 Oct 2025

They've thought of everything

colon3 😼🇮🇪@Softwarecrow21 Oct 2025

i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do

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Tristan™ · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:45 AM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 6

The way he pronounces "originals" genuinely makes my skin crawl

Neb | 🏳️‍🌈

@NebsGoodTakesNov 6

Free Guy (2021)

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Tristan™ · Nov 5, 2026 · 7:08 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 5

Don't worry, Teddy #YourTimeIsComing

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@RealCrookedNewsNov 5

Sen. Ted Cruz: "Texas is blue... I am the only statewide elected Republican who remains in Texas. That's not something I ever thought I would say."

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:11 PM UTC

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@NYCMayorNov 4

Good morning!

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Tristan™ · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:17 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 4

Blexas Victory Lap this morning

Gina Hinojosa · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:55 AM UTC

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Gina Hinojosa

@GinaHinojosaTXNov 4

We did it @jamestalarico

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Tristan™ · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:52 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 4

And to my friend Beto O' Rourke. Rest now, brother. Comrade Talarico and Mother Hinojosa have the watch. And we'll you at Valhalla

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James Talarico · Nov 4, 2026 · 7:01 AM UTC

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James Talarico

@jamestalaricoNov 4

First stop post-win: Whataburger.

Image from James Talarico (@jamestalarico)

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Tristan™ · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:12 AM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 4

Texas tonight

francis wolf · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:13 AM UTC

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francis wolf@francis__wolfNov 4

TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

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Tristan™ · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:26 AM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 4

The Talafreakos and Hinajosluts putting belt to ass tonight, I'm crying real blue libbed up tears #WeDidIt

Victoria Rose · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:31 PM UTC

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Victoria Rose

@woahhvickyyyNov 2

today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

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Tristan™ · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:41 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 1

"Hilacaust"

Zach@mediocremightNov 1

Surprised nobody called the h3h3 situation the hilacaust

Tristan™ · Nov 1, 2026 · 2:45 AM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperNov 1

Fucked up on the Fetii on Halloween playing Krillion

Tristan™ · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperOct 30

Smiling Friends proportions

Big Bro

@BigSerbianBroOct 27

Big and manly

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

This is a sign of heart failure. mayoclinic.org/diseases-condi…

Tristan™ · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:25 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperOct 29

Why is he in Mickey Mouse blackface

🎸 Rock History 🎸

@historyrock_31 Aug 2025

Replying to @historyrock_

6. Marilyn Manson fights with his guitarist John 5

Tristan™ · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:41 PM UTC

Tristan™@BucketDipperOct 27

It's giving

Maia Poet🦎

@thepeacepoet99Oct 26

Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?