Parody Account…Kosher and halal bacon sales executive

Gush Etzion
Joined August 2026
Let’s all be $Happy friends Carpe diem n’ shid @HappyMerchantX happymerchant.io
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
I know a solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump frothless video when I see one 😁
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Gm and $HAPPY Sunday everybody. Gonna go fishing with the fam. You coming @fred_fishin? I heard @BarterBlex and @stinkycubert been out there scuba fishin' with Slime bows 🐸🏹
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Got some time off end of month. First option is to see if my 87 yo great uncle wants to stir some shit up in the city solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump
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My tribes bigger than your tribe
Replying to @DimsumTheIII
Happy merchants are the chosen tribe
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
$HAPPY is inevitable
Sellers watching us send solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump past ATH as soon as they run out
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Replying to @hayasaka_aryan
Not so solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump without our money? Funny how that works
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Replying to @DimsumTheIII
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Replying to @not_jeffepstein
They’re literally playing in our faces. Changing dental records so he can’t be ID’ed
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
It’s gonna get here the same time as the first two stimulus/dividend payments he promised 😂
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Send everything 🚀
No stopping the bears right now...
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Tearing up the streets of Tel Aviv
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Replying to @apugeneral
Take a seat on the solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump train anon…
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Today is a very goy day to be alive. Get after it relentlessly! solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Yo solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump Shabbat y'all. Gangsta chameleon over here switchin’ colors like outfits, tongue snatchin’ flies mid-air, and eyes lookin’ both ways while I chill on my branch.
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Bub Goldberg 🥓 retweeted
Replying to @Bubbelhead
"No. 1 $Happy Frigga" LMAO 😆😆😆😆😆
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