@HappyMerchantX

$HAPPY - The Traders Coin 💰 68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump https://xitter.cf/t.co/Ev5PQpmjLQ

 Tel Aviv
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Joined January 2026
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THE GOLDEN GOY RUN has OFFICIALLY ended. Many can walk. Fewer can run. 🎉 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS 🎉 🥇 1st — @TurboAutism88 🥈 2nd — @asbestoswalrus7 🥉 3rd — @HAPPYRAMBOO Please DM us to claim your prize.
Happy Merchant
@HappyMerchantXSep 23
🎉The Golden Goy Run CONTEST 🎉 $500 Prize Pool--> 1st Place: $300 2nd Place: $125 3rd Place: $75 Highest scores win. Paid in $HAPPY Enter your X handle in-game or you can’t claim. ENDS SEPT 30. Get to playing, Merchants 🥸💼
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Hello Merchants 👃 We’re excited to announce the release of the Fellow Whites Paper for the $HAPPY token 💪 Bitcoin pioneered the Proof of Work protocol then Ethereum with its Proof of Stake protocol and now, Happy Merchant with its breakthrough, Proof of Noticing protocol. We’re proud of our team and community of autists for working around the clock to deliver this evolutionary leap in cryptographic technology. Read more here: happymerchant.io/whitepaper

The Fellow White Paper | Happy Merchant

Read the $HAPPY Proof of Noticing white paper: the completely serious protocol for noticing what just happened.

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New York Post
@nypostOct 18
NYC teacher posts antisemitic meme of Lionel Messi trib.al/W6oYbDd
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Gm to everyone but those sinful chickens
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Bully
@cryptobullying13h
The more I look at $HAPPY. the more confident I become that its future is bright It's ready to bounce again, and with such a solid team behind it, a new ATH is the next target Just sit back and watch👀
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5G
@apugeneralOct 18
Happy Merchant is the last 4chan meme to be tokenized. It also happens to be the most polarizing and in this attention economy, that means everything. The chosen new launch of the cycle is here. solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump
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The world is noticing
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It’s a bird It’s a plane It’s Elon’s flying Tesla
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Happy Merchant
@HappyMerchantXOct 15
Sellers watching us send solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump past ATH as soon as they run out
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Happy Frothless
@frothlesshappyOct 15
Cancelled my pre order for GTA 6
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Shopping for a Halloween costume, not sure which version to get I’ll let the $Happy frens pick it
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23 votes • Final results
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Sellers watching us send solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump past ATH as soon as they run out
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Hey! That’s my GF
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Richard James Schueler aka Richard Heart Arrested by Interpol on charges of withholding money from Israel, better known as tax fraud 🚨
Crypto Banter
@crypto_banterOct 14
🚨RICHARD HEART ARRESTED IN ISTANBUL TODAY! Hex and PulseChain founder Richard James Schueler, known as Richard Heart, was detained this morning in a Beşiktaş raid by Turkish intelligence and police. He was wanted by Interpol on a red notice. Authorities seized hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, luxury watches, firearms, and computers linked to crypto activity. He faces allegations of large-scale crypto fraud involving the U.S., Finland, and Spain. Video via @CagdasEvren.
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Happy Bane
@LinkBane777Oct 13
We’re just getting started solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump
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These coin clippings adding up 👃
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Hello Merchants! 🤝🥸💼 The Traders’ Coin just got easier to trade. We’re excited to announce that $HAPPY is now available to trade directly through the @Coinbase app, making it easier than ever for merchants worldwide to join the fun 🌎💰 Go on Coinbase, search $HAPPY & buy!
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Tearing up the streets of Tel Aviv
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Happy Merchant Day
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Bully
@cryptobullyingOct 12
Send it higher🌖 $HAPPY
Happy Merchant
@HappyMerchantXOct 9
Hello Merchants!🤝🥸💼 We're very happy to announce that solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump is now available to trade through @CoinbaseWallet, opening the door to millions of potential new traders! The Traders’ Coin just got easier to trade. 👇 Follow the thread below to learn how to buy solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump in just 3 simple steps!
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Alex RT₿
@rutradebtcOct 12
Coinbase wallet opened the doors for millions of people to trade $HAPPY Won't take long to reach coinbase spot believe
Happy Merchant
@HappyMerchantXOct 9
Hello Merchants!🤝🥸💼 We're very happy to announce that solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump is now available to trade through @CoinbaseWallet, opening the door to millions of potential new traders! The Traders’ Coin just got easier to trade. 👇 Follow the thread below to learn how to buy solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump in just 3 simple steps!
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