@BruceMathie_97
Joined May 2012
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I bought a toilet brush yesterday. But I gotta say that I still prefer toilet paper! – at Sheffield, England
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FOOK OOFF BRUCE! FOOK OFF CRUCE!! FOOK OFF BRUCE!!!!! #bruce
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Listening to some @MagicChilled they’ve cast a magic spell on me today and have gained a new daily listener. Lovely sounds – at Sheffield, England
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RT if seinfeld
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Happy Happy Holidays to you !
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Two men stole a calendar, they both got 6months
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Sad? Go to Netto. Happy? Go to Netto. Mad? Go to Netto? Bored? Go to Netto. Just got dumped? Go to Netto. Dying? Go to Netto.
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This is why I prefer Prince
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Replying to @jamieoliver
@jamieoliver Ji Hamie, I love your show I watch it all the time with my mum. Please can I get some feedback?
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Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.😂😂😂😂
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Putting too much salsa on my chip and that’s not my problem
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Anyone wanna video chat? iG?
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Had my haircut last week and didn’t like it, but it is starting to grow on me
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bruce retweeted
Alby@ALBY_LAD30 Dec 2018
#BestOfTwitter2018UK No.15 Loooooool xitter.cf/MrExposed/status/96422…
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Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
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Jerry get iPad – at Sheffield, England
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Jess – at Sheffield, England
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