@michaelmphysics

"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line

 Dennistoun, Glasgow
linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Joined January 2009
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In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure. Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.
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Anybody from London going to the sold out bis show in feb?? If so, can you please come early and shout 'not by much' at my band? Also haven't been to Bristol in a wee minute! Let's goooo
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicOct 9
What is up *checks notes* London & Bristol?! We apologise profusely that we'll be joining @thebandbis at their London (w/ @WEARELIINES) & Bristol (w/ @HYMovement) shows in Feb, as well as Leeds, Gateshead & Glasgow. VERY exciting to be sharing a stage with all these legends!
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They tell you that you'll need it, but you'll never need it.
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicOct 8
You've absolutely hammered our merch stock recently (complimentary) so it's time to clear out the stragglers and bring in a new shirt design. The remainder of our 📉 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📈 tshirts are now only 10 KING HEADS. Limited sizes ➡️ slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
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Lovely people of whitby and hull, me and my daft pals will be prancing about in your towns this weekend. Give me a shout if you fancy coming out to support live music made by humans ✊
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicSep 30
SLIME CITY tackle the big questions this weekend, like how do you actually pronounce 'bis'? 🍪 Don't miss Glasgow rejects SLIME CITY open for Glasgow legends @thebandbis 👇 03 OCT // Whitby *SOLD OUT* 04 OCT // Hull 21 FEB // Leeds 27 FEB // Gateshead 28 FEB // Glasgow 14+
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Michael M 👽 retweeted
Michael M 👽@michaelmphysicsSep 14
I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicSep 14
📣 NOT BY MUCH 📢 at @thelexington
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I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicSep 14
📣 NOT BY MUCH 📢 at @thelexington
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Pals of Birmingham, London and Newport, please do me a solid and come to one of these @SLIMECITYmusic shows. Its v tough being an entitled manbaby with an expensive hobby and I appreciate the support ✊
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicSep 9
📣 Last call for this SLIME CITY jaunt ⚠️ Final tickets for 👇 🗓️ 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM @DarkHorseMosele w/ Sweetpool & @phwoarband ⚠️ 🗓️ 11 SEP // LONDON @thelexington w/ @TheMetatronsvox & @Headnoiseuk ⚠️ 🗓️ 12 SEP // NEWPORT Le Pub w/ @TheMetatronsvox & Rainyday Rainbow ⚠️
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Me, incapable of an original thought, using memes as stage patter.
SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page@SLIMECITYmusicSep 2
#NotAllDads 💩🧻 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM 11 SEP // LONDON 12 SEP // NEWPORT 03 OCT // WHITBY *SOLD OUT* 04 OCT // HULL 22 NOV // GLASGOW *SOLD OUT* 21 FEB // LEEDS 27 FEB // GATESHEAD 28 FEB // GLASGOW
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As always from the legend @jonronson, this was an exceptional read. Both nuanced and obsessive. He's a real life Fletch sometimes!
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Turns out I'm the traitor #thetraitorsus
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Dominik Diamond@DominikDiamondJul 28
Michael is banging out bangers just now.
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I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning.
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Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my look
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This is now on YourTubs if that's your thing of pref youtube.com/shorts/Yx0pJeLev…

Michael M - Mark Zuckerberg Has Ruined My Look

I wrote a quick song about how those Meta Glasses have ruined my wh...

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Met that guy from kasabian in the park earlier
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the Jam_Fest@stuart_esqJun 23
Replying to @michaelmphysics
This is like string theory in action,the universe is just a giant vibrating Holness!
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The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster
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Wonder what Am Brian is up to these days.
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It's finally been answered and I can sleep now.
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Turns out it was exactly like that.
Michael M 👽@michaelmphysics12 Aug 2024
I get that a lot of peeps are leaving here, understandably, so please feel free to follow me on the other platforms, but what happens is we all scatter to different ones and it's like watching all your pals move away and you see them now and again but you don't know them anymore.
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FAO the twitter class of 2015 who are still here! Put a bunch of my daft old tshirt designs on teepublic, like British towns (mostly Scottish) as college shirts, death metal sitcoms, and that one with the mouse pointer to annoy your work colleagues on zoom calls.
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Grab one before they're inevitably pulled down ➡️ teepublic.com/user/atomovisi…
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There are no Slightly Wrong Quotes tshirts on there because of reasons.
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