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Florida, USA
Joined March 2017
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You look like your family came over on the gayflower
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im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh
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I think Sex with Doja Cat would be very annoying and that’s why I told her No
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me after an edible
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*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
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He fights so you don't have to.
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Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.
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Great work today guys
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i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible – at Chicago, IL
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i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me
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They use to walk the ISS students into lunch like prisoners.
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Have you seen me? @debates #debatemayhem
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the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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As your President I will federally decriminalize all drugs and encourage states to treat drug addiction as a health issue, not a criminal issue. #NoVictimNoCrime #VoteGold #Election2020
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We cannot claim to be The Land of the Free when we lead the world in incarceration. We have 5% of the world population but we house 20% of its prisoners. What has led to the quadrupling of the prison population is the failed War on Drugs. It's time to end it. #Election2020
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If you live in Pennsylvania and would like more than 2 options on your ballot, please contact the Executive Director (email below) of LPPA to sign the petition. #VoteGold
Yesterday, the courts in PA decided that the Libertarian Party of PA needs to collect 5000 signatures in the next few weeks for our candidates to appear on the ballot there - putting everyday Pennsylvanians at risk of #COVID19 to have their political voices heard. Please help PA:
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This is unacceptable. We need to #balancethebudget and curb spending. #VoteGold
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I am the only candidate on your ballot this November that will fight to end qualified immunity. #VoteGold
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