We needs a Braum's Restaurant in Kansas City. Enough said.

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Joined July 2011
Replying to @Fred_Delicious
Halloween party in college, a fight broke out in the front yard of this house, a brawl with 10-15 people. On the edge of the brawl was a guy dressed as Mario jumping up and down in place like he was trying to break a brick above him.
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Why is Q39 mentioned by every TV announcing crew that comes in and does a Chiefs game? Overpriced, overrated. When we've eaten there, their smoked wings were actually the highlight, not their BBQ or sides. So many as good or better options for BBQ in KC.
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As a religiously devoted contrarian, contrarianism will not work with You Can See Everything. You will look stupid and will be remembered as a stupid person. It's actually, simply, plainly, that good. Just shut up and go watch it
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The Onion is on point again.
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Every time you guys are here it messes up the wifi. I think it's the monitors
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K-State fans think they hate Kansas football but it’s nothing compared to how much Kansas fans hate Kansas football. #kufball
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If you buy your 16-year-old a gun and he uses it to kill elementary school children and their teacher, you should be charged with murder too.
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You gotta parent white boys like this bc they turn out to be scapegoating menaces otherwise
America needs more moms like this! The crazy thing about this story is that she had to talk the teacher into imposing consequences because it would impact her son’s college applications. He’s an honor’s student and a football player. Parents build character!
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Homer Simpson Transgender Moments 🏳️‍⚧️
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Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers." Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms." Me: What an odd thing to say.
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this one's my favorite
y'all sleeping on r/bertstrips, these are some of the funniest things on the Internet
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Dark Woke 4.0 is coming
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in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table
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Kelly Clarkson walked into my home, threw 45 dollars in my face, picked up my cat and left.
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Very poetic that City only start to dominate today after being given an unfair advantage (Gravenberg second yellow was crap).
DOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🔴 0-2 🩵
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