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Halloween party in college, a fight broke out in the front yard of this house, a brawl with 10-15 people. On the edge of the brawl was a guy dressed as Mario jumping up and down in place like he was trying to break a brick above him.
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Why is Q39 mentioned by every TV announcing crew that comes in and does a Chiefs game?
Overpriced, overrated.
When we've eaten there, their smoked wings were actually the highlight, not their BBQ or sides.
So many as good or better options for BBQ in KC.
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As a religiously devoted contrarian, contrarianism will not work with You Can See Everything. You will look stupid and will be remembered as a stupid person. It's actually, simply, plainly, that good. Just shut up and go watch it
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Every time you guys are here it messes up the wifi. I think it's the monitors
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Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS), quoted by the Wall Street Journal.
“If we’re not in the majority a year from now, then my life is a waste up here right now.”
wsj.com/politics/elections/k…
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K-State fans think they hate Kansas football but it’s nothing compared to how much Kansas fans hate Kansas football.
#kufball
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If you buy your 16-year-old a gun and he uses it to kill elementary school children and their teacher, you should be charged with murder too.
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You gotta parent white boys like this bc they turn out to be scapegoating menaces otherwise
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
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Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers."
Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms."
Me: What an odd thing to say.
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in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table
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Kelly Clarkson walked into my home, threw 45 dollars in my face, picked up my cat and left.
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl































