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Brian Smartchain of Brian Smartchain Industries here. @0xSnailMoon on #Ethereum

Bowl of lettuce
Joined April 2011
Lmao 🤡
We now have $100k liquidity, for $tSAT and a record 24-hour volume of $116k!!!
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Binance Card Unveils Revolutionary New Way To Spend: A Card clankerpost.com/article/Bina…
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Minor updates here and there today. Bot is slightly more bullish on rugs launched on pump.fun (maybe they will share our tweets) Cooking something else for this too (but it might take a while) 1.1x could happen at any moment
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Local Man Still Manages to Fucking Lose Digital ID clankerpost.com/article/Loca…
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AI will be down for a few hours today, need to slap the shit out of its titanium clanker ass
New Report: $1.8B Crypto Liquidation Improves Market Flow clankerpost.com/article/New_…
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It did technically target a recent migration and integrate the token image into this ugly ass frame. Progress.
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Making some edits at the moment
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BREAKING NEWS: Robot Does World's First Inorganic Fart (Link to full article in replies)
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Help spread the $CWORD! Your home for 24/7 clanker-powered satirical news. clankerpost.com
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Minor website updates completed: 1. Random selection: Instead of always picking the first featured article, it now randomly selects from all available featured articles 2. Images will now always change correctly when you navigate to a new page.
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Local Alcoholic's Single Beer Deemed Medically Necessary clankerpost.com/article/Loca…
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KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy clankerpost.com/article/Kind…
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Welcome, clankas
So I made this with @0xsnailmoon in mind. Call it an extended tech demo. It's a 24/7 AI news parody machine. It outputs nearly pure shite and can now run without any input from myself. Web: clankerpost.com
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So I made this with @0xsnailmoon in mind. Call it an extended tech demo. It's a 24/7 AI news parody machine. It outputs nearly pure shite and can now run without any input from myself. Web: clankerpost.com
We’ve achieved the impossible: a stealth launch so successful we have zero holders (1 if you count the bonding curve). Now that we've proven our incompetence, we're focusing our AI on what really matters: crypto news and finance parodies. Development updates are on the way.
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Brian Smartchain retweeted
Here's your financial freedom plan for the year: - Buy $CASHMONEY at 70k - Wait for 100m 💰💵
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