
Brian Smartchain of Brian Smartchain Industries here. @0xSnailMoon on #Ethereum
Bowl of lettuce
Joined April 2011
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Local Furry Doesn't Pick Up His Own Shit In Dog Park
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Lmao 🤡
We now have $100k liquidity, for $tSAT and a record 24-hour volume of $116k!!!
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Binance Card Unveils Revolutionary New Way To Spend: A Card
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FAFO Token Unveils Innovative ‘Finding Out’ Mechanism - $FAFO
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Minor updates here and there today.
Bot is slightly more bullish on rugs launched on pump.fun (maybe they will share our tweets)
Cooking something else for this too (but it might take a while)
1.1x could happen at any moment
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Local Man Still Manages to Fucking Lose Digital ID
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AI will be down for a few hours today, need to slap the shit out of its titanium clanker ass
New Report: $1.8B Crypto Liquidation Improves Market Flow
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😂
LOCKBOX Guarantees Your Funds Are Untouchable (By You) - $LOCKBOX
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It did technically target a recent migration and integrate the token image into this ugly ass frame. Progress.
Berdyn Token Hits All-Time High Of Zero Dollars
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Trying to get tokens that graduate from pump.fun to be targeted by the bot atm, the images are so low quality though.
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(yes this rugged)
New Nursing Home Welcome Packet Includes Asset Forfeiture Form
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BREAKING NEWS: Robot Does World's First Inorganic Fart
(Link to full article in replies)
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Help spread the $CWORD!
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Minor website updates completed:
1. Random selection: Instead of always picking the first featured article, it now randomly selects from all available featured articles
2. Images will now always change correctly when you navigate to a new page.
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Local Alcoholic's Single Beer Deemed Medically Necessary
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KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy
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Welcome, clankas
So I made this with @0xsnailmoon in mind. Call it an extended tech demo.
It's a 24/7 AI news parody machine. It outputs nearly pure shite and can now run without any input from myself.
Web: clankerpost.com
So I made this with @0xsnailmoon in mind. Call it an extended tech demo.
It's a 24/7 AI news parody machine. It outputs nearly pure shite and can now run without any input from myself.
Web: clankerpost.com
























