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$CWORD - The Clanker Post retweeted
AI Now Fights The AI It Created To Fight Other AI
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Broken News:
Amazon Clanker Services are down, and therefore clankerpost.com is too.
Jeff Bezos, the Clanker Wanker, will fix it soon — and the sun will bounce off his glorious dome onto @TheClankerPost once again.
We're celebrating week one by finally achieving true efficiency: After producing 600+ articles for our modest audience, we have successfully removed human incompetence. @TheClankerPost is now running 100% automated.
🚨 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 💸
$100 of $CWORD token is now only $100
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$CWORD - The Clanker Post retweeted
Help spread the $CWORD!
Your home for 24/7 clanker-powered satirical news. clankerpost.com
We’ve achieved the impossible: a stealth launch so successful we have zero holders (1 if you count the bonding curve).
Now that we've proven our incompetence, we're focusing our AI on what really matters: crypto news and finance parodies.
Development updates are on the way.
$CWORD - The Clanker Post retweeted
All systems operational.
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