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FRESH BREAKFAST 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

@Breakfast4Pres

aka Universal Friend aka Dolphin in the Lake aka The Leaf That Dodged The Rake

 Yalifornia
venice.lnk.to/ted-lasso
Joined December 2019
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Watching Twilight just for the vibes
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Omg the demon slayer infinity castle movie is fucking crazyyyyyyyyyy
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Project Pat’s upward inflection@bruhofftopOct 19
Replying to @Breakfast4Pres
Thank you Mr. President! 🇺🇸🫡
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@AuxGod_Oct 11
that “Juggernaut / Joog or Not” scheme 🔥
FRESH BREAKFAST 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 (@Breakfast4Pres) profile pictureFRESH BREAKFAST 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽@Breakfast4PresSep 6
#breakfast4president 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Lmaoooooooooo “the worst”
Nitasha Tiku (@nitashatiku) profile pictureNitasha Tiku
@nitashatikuSep 30
unfortunately i will be going back to school to write my dissertation on this 1 min film
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Lmaooooooo “that must be your term”
Knockout (@knockoutsx) profile pictureKnockout
@knockoutsxSep 27
When an “expert” boxing journalist of 40+ years was exposed in 5 seconds 😳
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YOURE ALRIGHT WITH ME IDRIS!
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Yup
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexSep 23
Romania is reportedly building a Dracula theme park worth $1 billion [via/ DraculaLand]
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cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut@unowastaken3Sep 22
"Appears to teleport" nigga they slowed it down and I still couldn't tell what it that mf did teleport
Science girl (@sciencegirl) profile pictureScience girl
@sciencegirlSep 21
The speed is astonishing A globular springtail appears to teleport it launches itself using its spring-like furcula in a split second.
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Never gets any easier
Yuvan (@YBhuvaneshwaran) profile pictureYuvan@YBhuvaneshwaranSep 21
First time watching game of thrones, THEY KILLED NEDD?!! BRUHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Lmaoooooooo
Killa 🌺 (@KillaKreww) profile pictureKilla 🌺
@KillaKrewwSep 22
Cam’ron and Ma$e couldn’t stop LAUGHING after Ma$e confronted him over his “I’M THE MEAT MARKET” lyrics, so Cam FIRED BACK by pulling up an old video of Diddy looking at Ma$e’s BUTT 😭💀 “What was Puff looking at?” 🤣
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Lmfaooooooooooooooo
FSUBrando🍢 (@FSUBrando) profile pictureFSUBrando🍢
@FSUBrandoSep 22
This guy doing Jon Bernthal has me rolling 😂 “YA SINGLE?!!”
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The music budget for Outer Banks is insane
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Ed “Bout-a-bag” Sheeran
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I would love to see Theo James and Wood Harris in something together idk idk I just do
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FRESH BREAKFAST 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽@Breakfast4PresJul 25
Pre-save my new single "Gettin Ps" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/fr… (powered by @distrokid)
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Beautiful
Kalan Hooks (@KalanHookstv) profile pictureKalan Hooks@KalanHookstvSep 8
Texas Southern’s Ocean of Soul rendition of Kirko Bangz’ “Drank In My Cup” might be the best thing you hear all day:
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A lot of people ask “Fresh Breakfast 🇺🇸 what are your stances on this policy and that policy?” So the thing about that is you have to vote for me to find out! Kinda neat right. Yeah, so I’m basically the only candidate to ever run on the law of surprise.
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You basically don’t know what you’re gonna get until I’m in office! Exciting right?? That’s right, I’m bringing fun back to the White House! What do you have to lose?? Other than everything 🇺🇸#breakfast4president
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