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Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
Project Pat’s upward inflection retweeted
Busta Rhymes (@BustaRhymes) feat. Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, DMX - Touch It (Remix) (2005) 🔥🔥🔥 – at New York, USA
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
North Park racism is the most punchable faced post-hipster era dad following you back to your friend’s apartment after parking your car because “his dog bed was recently stolen out of his garage” and threatening to alert the authorities
Just say nigger and get it over with bro
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“I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.”
-Slim Charles, Baltimore Poet Laureate
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Yes baby, have fun at the Twerk Or Treat: Lingerie and PJs only Party. Text me when you get back. I love you so much❤️❤️❤️
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
So glad I’m not teaching 6th grade this year my eardrums would’ve been overrun with
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Big Michael Michael
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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my boss doesn't appreciate my " it's really not that serious" vibe I bring to the workplace





























