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Pristine theatrics man

Joined November 2019
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Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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Busta Rhymes (@BustaRhymes) feat. Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, DMX - Touch It (Remix) (2005) 🔥🔥🔥 – at New York, USA
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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North Park racism is the most punchable faced post-hipster era dad following you back to your friend’s apartment after parking your car because “his dog bed was recently stolen out of his garage” and threatening to alert the authorities Just say nigger and get it over with bro
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We always got next year twin 🫂❤️
Im jealous. This shoulda been us. But this jawn fire🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Im jealous. This shoulda been us. But this jawn fire🔥🔥🔥🔥
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“Run’s House” Used To Have Me Locked In😭😭
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It’s a hard knock life for us
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“I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.” -Slim Charles, Baltimore Poet Laureate
What quote lives rent-free in your mind?
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Yes baby, have fun at the Twerk Or Treat: Lingerie and PJs only Party. Text me when you get back. I love you so much❤️❤️❤️
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HORSE POWER, HORSE POWER ALL DIS POLO I GOT HORSEPOWER
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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obama hitting the phone tree
Someone’s making some phone calls to get everyone in line. Good.
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So glad I’m not teaching 6th grade this year my eardrums would’ve been overrun with Big Big Big Big Michael Michael
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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one to the rafters. congrats, muggsy 🩵
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my boss doesn't appreciate my " it's really not that serious" vibe I bring to the workplace
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niggas act like DND bouta stop dis 2nd call .
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Watching Wuthering Heights, sometimes you gotta let fine shyt go and spin the block half a decade later with sum shit on and 4 pockets full
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