Whitman Post Elementary School Alumnus, Class of 2003.

Rust Belt
Joined April 2011
Brandon Magner retweeted
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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Brandon Magner retweeted
DoorDash driver named Selfpaid this guy is the goat
This is still one of the wildest interaction I ever seen😭😭
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NEW: DOJ's civil rights division, down about 300 career lawyers, has hastily hired a new crop of 130 people -- some w/ criminal records, minimal experience, tarnished work histories, hyperpartisanship and downright bizarre public statements. My latest: nytimes.com/2026/10/06/us/po…
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Brandon Magner retweeted
guy inventing libraries in the big 26
We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy. I predict we’ll need gyms for our brains too, once AI starts doing our knowledge work.
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Brandon Magner retweeted
American decline in a single sentence
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Brandon Magner retweeted
eager for journalism's pivot to longform features about local cranks
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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Brandon Magner retweeted
I am extremely happy to see that “let people smoke meth on the subway” leftism is finally dying out
🚨 At the U20 Mayors Summit, Mamdani Says the Left Has Ceded “Quality of Life,” “Efficiency,” and “Fraud and Waste” to the Right This was one of the more interesting arguments Zohran Mamdani made today at the U20 Mayors Summit, and a reminder that he can be genuinely sharp when he drops the “central casting” routine. “In New York City, there are certain words that have taken on ideological associations.” “Quality of life has come to be seen as somehow a right-wing concern. Efficiency… has been taken on as a right-wing concern, rooting out fraud and waste, a right-wing concern.” Mamdani’s argument is that refusing to engage those issues actually helps the Right. “If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” The harder question is how much of the broader Left is actually prepared to follow the advice.
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I’m losing my mind at this picture bro
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JD Vance: This election is a referendum on common sense versus crazy. Let’s send the crazy packing and get them out of Washington, DC.
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Brandon Magner retweeted
They created analytics to prove Robert E Lee was an overrated fraud? This is the greatest day of my life. Alexander the Great also very efficient on low volume bc he inherited a great system from his father. Brock Purdy type shit
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Lee being an innings eater lmfao
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Wow…. a clip from Mayor Mamdani’s five borough back to school tour
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I miss when there was a stigma to selling out
Might have to put the pads back on. I still got it. Sports Trades on Polymarket.
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Did I inadvertently come across the gigachad guy’s grandfather in this 1941 edition of the CIO News?
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Peter Cullen dies during the 40th Anniversary of the Transformers movie where Hasbro was running a "Apology Tour" for the death of Optimus Prime. The Universe has a sick sense of humor
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It's actually crazy that someone came up with the perfect "this is what a hero sounds like" voice and it was used for a talking truck that told kids to buy toys.
Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the ‘Transformers’ franchise, has passed away at 85.
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Good, direct @RobSandIA answers to @jmart. Turns out you don't have to utter a lengthy Henry James sentence when asked if Kamala should run politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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