Arvada, CO
Joined June 2018
Brandon0318 retweeted
“in the building before anyone else at 3am” whole time he was smoking crack
Chargers WR Tre’ Harris says OC Mike McDaniel is in the building “before anyone else” at 3AM “He’s not scared to talk his talk” “He’s just dialed in on plays and getting everyone right.”
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Brandon0318 retweeted
Also that stupid ass nigga ok nfl network who said Jalen was faking needs to be fired and get his ass beat
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I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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Brandon0318 retweeted
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Cmon where’s the funny video tweet at now huh?
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It's 2009. I'm locked in on Batman: Arkham Asylum when my friend quietly says, "I think I was molested." Without taking my eyes off the screen, I respond, "I'm never gonna beat this Shock & Awe Challenge."
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If anyone on this app is curious how you would fare attempting to tackle an NFL player:
Blake Grupe left the field after this play
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The Fantatsic four if they were perverts in another life time
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Starting quarterback the last time the Chargers started a season 0-6 (in 2000).
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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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Brandon0318 retweeted
Mike McDaniel the minute he’s fired:
Kliff Kingsbury "bought a one-way ticket to Thailand" and told NFL teams he is not interested in interviewing for positions right now, per @PSchrags
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Brandon0318 retweeted
Pretty sure that this guy figured it out though…
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet "Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…
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Yeah this is a rafter worthy tweet
Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters). It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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I genuinely hate this account
🚨BREAKING: THE NEW YORK #JETS KICKED A FIELD GOAL WHILE TRAILING BY 10 POINTS WITH JUST 30 SECONDS REMAINING. THE BETTING SPREAD WAS 7.5 POINTS, AND THE FIELD GOAL CUT THE DEFICIT TO 7. GAMBLERS WHO BET ON THE #PATRIOTS TO COVER ARE FURIOUS. WOW 😳😳😳
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warm welcome back to Los Angeles for the 0-6 Chargers
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i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be a retard for Halloween
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They’re gonna have to flex this game to the Hallmark Channel
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Brandon0318 retweeted
Have watched Georgie & Mandy grow up, get married and have a kid all through commercials during NFL games on CBS over the past couple years
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Bo Nix doesn’t make this throw
My favourite video from the George Floyd riots: white liberals getting their windows smashed in despite being “on the side” of the rioters
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Mike McDaniel meet and greet
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