Creative Director and corporate troublemaker. Proudly pricking the pretensions of the internet since forever.
Naarm
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Stanley Johnson retweeted
Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.
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As young creatives we cut our teeth in direct marketing. We won ADMA awards. We went on to judge at their award shows. And @BrandDNA sat on the ADMA Agency Council. To learn that ADMA is no more is sad news. We'll honour its memory with a beer at lunch. adnews.com.au/news/aana-and-…
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BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am
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Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.
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We’ve all seen the way that Australia came together in 05 against Uruguay, voted our greatest ever sporting moment.
In 06, in Germany.
In 2022, Round of 16 against Messi.
In 2023, with the home World Cup, over 11 million Aussies watching the quarter final.
And now, again, the Socceroos captivating the nation in 2026.
Bringing us all together.
Something we need more than ever.
@AlboMP must surely have gotten it, by now.
An investment in Australian football achievement, is an investment in Australia itself.
Over to you.
Stanley Johnson retweeted
I understand that following tonight's game Bosnia have fired Herzegovina with immediate effect.
#SUIBIH
Stanley Johnson retweeted
Any half decent copywriter knows that an outdoor poster should have a headline no longer than eight words. Forget the attention span and simply write to grab attention. #advertising
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Roy Keane on Turkey losing 2-0 to Australia national soccer team in their World Cup opener:
🗣️ “I don't want to hear excuses. Before the match, everyone was talking about Turkey as if the three points were already in the bag. Well, football doesn't care about predictions.
Australia looked like a team playing for their lives. Turkey looked like a team waiting for something to happen. That's the difference. One side competed, the other side expected.
What annoys me most is the attitude. You can forgive mistakes. You can forgive missed chances. But you cannot forgive a lack of urgency at a World Cup.
Australia won the physical battle, the mental battle, and in key moments they won the football battle too. That's embarrassing if you're Turkey because they were supposed to be the team making the statement tonight.
Some players will look at the tactics, some will blame luck, and some will point fingers elsewhere. Nonsense. Start by looking in the mirror. World Cups are not won by talent alone.
The harsh reality is this: Australia arrived believing they could win. Turkey arrived believing they should win. One mindset creates history. The other creates headlines like this.”
