Lorenzo, he/him, 29, posting my art and yapping about whatever my current hyperfixation is lol

Joined August 2025
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dess holiday
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he literally thinks they give this test to everybody
Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."
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This one killed me 😭
You cannot make this up.😭
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JD Vance just compared the Trump economy to a ship famous for sinking. Democrats couldn't write better campaign material.
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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I feel bad for the Onion writing staff. How are you suppose to make up stuff more ridiculous then this?
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Smash Bros. director Masahiro Sakurai warns AI could lead to unoriginal, unplayable games nintendoeverything.com/smash…
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IF DEMOCRATS WIN THEY WILL SPEND EVERY MINUTE TRYING TO JAIL TRUMP.
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‼️Italy situation update: Instead of addressing the demands of workers and students, the Meloni government is pushing for militarized deterrence against future protests and expanding preventive detention for minors. Many youth detained during recent protests have now-
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I was waiting for this
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when eating right and sleeping enough does in fact solve 90% of my problems
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BVMurray is bizarre and so funny at the same time.
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There was a monster mash. It was a graveyard smash
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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Mf that's called the Great Pumpkin
there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry
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white people be like: " yeah i think pigs and minorities are on the same level of the food chain"
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ask me about my rin lore
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my kinda specific vent art
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