25// big fan of streamers, Josh Dun, Transformers, cursed objects and yo momma!

Princeton Plainsboro Hospital
Joined July 2013
passed by a woman who’s perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I’ve ever known
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tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.
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btw nathan fielder was the subject of one of the first ever yassifications
5 years ago today, we saw the first "yassification" of something on the internet.
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I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:) #youngandsexy:)
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dude this is insane
fancy theater near me has a critic cuck chair LETS GO!!!!
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fart retweeted
that and jerking off that dude’s boyfriend 🤤
This and jerking off my boyfriend
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He might really love you. Had a girl squirt and thought, “wow …. has to experience this”
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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YOU DID IT BABYGIRL 🥹
I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:) #youngandsexy:)
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“life ain't all cheeseburgers and blowjobs man it's okav to crack fat Mexicans”
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realizing she means pinkpantheress
adela, pink and chappell i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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“Oh hey Kyle what’s up?” Is Trey’s best line delivery in years
IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG IKE
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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First day wearing a new jacket and immediately got outmogged by someone else
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for some reason this gives out markiplier vibes am i crazy
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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this is what I’m saying
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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絶対結婚しろ
친구가 만들어준 소개팅자리에서 취미가 뭐냐길래 "러닝이요" 하고 대답했음 3년간 내가 뛴 거라고는 닫히는 지하철 문뿐이었음 근데 상대 눈이 갑자기 반짝였고 "헐 저도요!" 하는 순간 거짓말을 취소할 타이밍이 사라졌음 헤어질 때 상대가 말했음 "다음엔 한강에서 같이 뛰어요" 그 주 토요일에 5km를 뛰었는데 나는 2km에서 시야가 하얘졌고 상대는 "오늘 컨디션이 별로라서요" 하며 나랑 속도를 맞춰줬음 이상하게 한 번도 나를 앞서지 않았고 러닝화는 박스 접힌 자국이 그대로 남은 새 신발이었음 나는 그냥 장비 관리를 잘하는 사람인 줄 알았음 여기서 끝낼 수 있었는데 상대가 말했음 “11월에 하프마라톤 같이 신청할래요?” 나는 "좋죠" 라고 말했고 집에 가서 참가비 5만 원을 결제했음 그때부터 퇴근하면 한강 가서 토하기 직전까지 뛰었음 거짓말을 만회하려고 시작한 일인데 어느새 기록 앱에 5km 31분이 찍혀 있었음 두 달 동안 우리는 매주 서로 러닝 인증샷을 보냈음 대회 날 출발선에서 서로 무릎에 테이핑을 하고 있었음 상대가 파스 냄새를 풍기고 있었고 나도 똑같았음 둘 다 아무 말 안 하고 출발했음 5km까지는 같이 뛰었는데 8km에서 상대가 보이지 않았고 12km 즈음에서 나는 다리가 풀려서 갓길 가로수에 기대 있었음 15km 표지판 앞에서 걷고 있는 상대를 만났음 얼굴이 새빨갰고 숨이 넘어갈 듯했는데 나를 보자마자
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"Bu akşam zenginleri yiyoruz" 17 Ekim 2026 - Paris
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Time lapse of Josh is so funny
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